EASTENDERS 61 - DEATH AND DIRE NEWS AS ALWAYS - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

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Hopefully Lola didn’t die on her wedding night

she needs to meet her mum first

hoping lily will change her mind again and not have this baby. She’s too young to ruin her life

she’s 12 and should be treated as a child not given choices that will effect the rest of her life

zac has hiv which we know means Whitney won’t have an easy pregnancy /birth

Give the girl a break

will there be a 3 way with mum and daughter Chelsea and Ravi

will Sonja get together with reiss who looks sexy when shaved /hair and no glasses - we are a fickle lot !!!

anything else I’ve missed

I do remember god I'm so old 😄

Me too 👵
Patsy is the ultimate groupie

PK also fronted the band Eighth Wonder , I've just watched the video for "I'm Not Scared " (written by Pet Shop Boys Neil Tennant ) it was a proper 80s tune .

She looks great with bobbed hair and could very easily swish round Walford with a textured messy bob for off duty , and sleek like Ritchie for Professional Suited 'n' Booted days .

Just don't let Kim get her mitts on you Emma

I'm wondering if the actor who plays Reiss was made to nerd himself up to play the part and the intention is to have him transform.

"Yes the part is in Eastenders , long running soap and you're a distant relative of Dot -that we've never ever heard of before"

Sounds promising ! Do I need any skills or talents ?

"Mmm. Beard...... dodgy fuzzy unkempt hair .....unflattering glasses..... play the tuba pr French Horn or something . And be able to storm up the stairs to use Sonia's loo , make it look urgent"

But I don't want to . I'm gorgeous IRL

"We'll do an Ugly Duckling Storyline . Style , contact lenses the lot"

Well ok

70s , I think your right !
He'll be transformed into an Adonis. The same as Shrek was in film 2.

Any future ugly duckling transformation storyline might upset a few people though who will see it as ' objectifying ' men and how only looks are important and not somebody's personality.
! Let's hope they put a 'help line ' for us uglies eh? (I Might need it myself ! )
Handle it with sensitivity EE

I'm not 100% convinced Reiss has a personality though .............

I'd like to see him sitting in front of a mirror with a *Braun Multitrimmer and just start trimming bits of hair off .
*other brands of male grooming equipment are available .

It's not like a major body transformation, no surgery or weightloss . When Letitia Dean came back much svelter the Square Residents were pleased to see her but no-one said "Bloody Hell you;ve lost weight " (but IRL there was much in the news about how she did it)

If Reiss locks himself in Sonia's bathroom then shouts "I think I;ve overdone it" and emerges looking neater , we can all go "Woah"

More likely to think he's punching above his weight with Sonia .

I know Phil is no oil painting but he gets many glamorous lady friends .
Same with Ian

Phil's animal magnetism is a mystery.
His had lots of good looking women, it's true.

When Phil's partners/ex partners were talking about him (cannot remember which ones but out of Sharon, Kat, Kathy Denise and Shirley we have quite a choice and that;s just the ones still in The square ! ) Tracey the Usually Quiet Barmaid said the iconic words - Phil Mitchell ?- Best Sex I Ever Had

So now we know !

I wonder if Reiss will be jealous of the new lodger and sort himself out a bit?
Like a butterfly 🦋 emerging from a crysallis?
Mind you Son had a play on his pipes already so she can't be that bothered!

Or Reiss might kill him off .
We haven't formed an attatchment to Jed ( in fact he's bloody annoying ) so he won't be missed .
And there hasn't been a cold blooded serial killer since Gray left . (Though there have been a worrying number of deaths / Eastender deaths )

I'm sure we could sent Reiss a WishList of who to bump off..........?

I watched an old episode of Celebrity Chase yesterday (2014) that PK was on. She looks so different now (and yes I know that was nearly a decade ago , people change).
Her face now looks longer , more angular and her eyes 'lifted' . In The Chase she had more make-up and she was being Patsy Kensit ,.the actress.
PK was very clever , very funny ,relaxed and a bit flirty but in a nice way .
Emma seems to be hard faced and unemotional (so far ) so she's acting the character well.

I feel that PK isn't comfortable in her role yet
Maybe the cast are pretty tight knit and she feels a bit of an outsider ?
Just a musing , no idea though

Watching last weeks episodes and it’s so annoying when the past is rewritten to shoe horn in current storylines. Zack has HIV so suddenly Sharon and Martin remember it’s the anniversary of Mark’s death and pretend it’s something they usually commemorate when he hasn’t been mentioned in decades by either of them. Also Sharon saying Mark would be so proud Martin is going to be a grandfather. Yes, anyone would be delighted to learn their sibling’s 12 year old child is pregnant🙄

No one watches tonight's

Your my mum

I watched it blonds !
Poor Lola , brain tumor and finding out your client is your mum !! Only on EE eh ?

I watched it.. only thing i can remember is Son shrieking at her lodgers nakedness oh and PK getting rumbled

Yes Son did scream quite loudly!

I thought it was quite funny the way Reiss was muttering under his breath in the caff 😂

After initially hating the lodger I quickly grew to find his scenes with Karen brilliant and quite like having a current authentic east London character on the square. Having your bits out when you've been asked to stop is just a bit grim though even as a weak plot device.

Glad PK has been rumbled. I was finding that all a bit agonising. I do rate her going up to the school though, that kid needed shutting up.

Emma clearly can take time off work when she wants too! As you do..

Lodger had his bits out at the late Dots kitchen sink !
That is so grim , cutting carrots in the nude
Just .. no !!

Dangerous the80s, remember the Bobbitt case (eek)

I R.E.M bobbit. Wasn't it about 30yrs ago

Sure I was 20 and almost 50

And Sonja needs to get rid of her lodger

He's a pest

Did she have a contract signed