Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** Mary's going mad on Tinder. Leyla's job is out the winda. David's made the choice to flee. And Chas can just get in the sea

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Next!

That's fucking brutal

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Aww Marshall is back

Bless him

This bloke is bonkers

I'm having a confused evening clearly, now I need help to wonder how many bedrooms the b&b has. If Bob, Bernice, Cathy and Heath are all now living there, do they have any actual rooms available for guests?

I don't think they live there

Marcus and bonkers man have left their filthy sheets for Ethan to sort out. I actually feel a bit sorry for him.

I thought they did. As Cathy and Heath were picking which room they wanted last week.

@PrincessScarlett gross

Why would they leave their home to move to the B&B?

Bernice was living in Diane's huge house as well. What's going to happen to that?

They seem to be cutting the set down to the minimum.

Apparently there's more room in the B&B

Diane's huge house? I'm getting well confused now! And where does Bernice live?

Bernice is in Brook Cottage. She moved in with Diane.

I can't stand Ethan so I'm hoping he leaves with his broken ego, I certainly don't think he's got a broken heart.

Ye they all moved to the B&B but to be honest I can never remember who lives where anyway.

I was wondering about Vinnie's inheritance too, maybe it hasn't come through.

If they all move into the B & B there won't be any rooms left for the guests.

I don't think we've ever seen any guests anyway. The only people that stay at the B&B tend to be villagers that have had some sort of argument with a loved one and are temporarily homeless.

Ha ha nice one Marcus

The Final Countdown

The bores

Aww poor Cathy

I enjoyed that episode. They have finally copped how boring these characters are!

Marcus wasn’t wrong about Ethan 😁 If he’d thrown in patronising, sanctimonious and generally unpleasant to be around he’d have still been fairly kind!

Seems a weird way to split them up though. They could have been torn apart by the whole Groping Greg thing - but instead that was seemingly finished off in a couple of scenes, before Marcus decides Ethan (who he wanted to buy a house with five minutes ago) is as boring as unbuttered toast and that he’d rather shag an annoying camp extra instead.

Loved that Marcus turned his cheating on its head and told Ethan that he's boring! 🤣

Just back from holiday and binge watched 10 days' episodes 🙄
Couldn't find out what had happened to Nate's arm, so was it an off screen mishap?
I hate how Chas points her finger when she's speaking to somebody. When she was raging at Mandy (God knows why as she didn't want Paddy) she was actually pointing the index and little finger of her left hand - don't even know how she managed to do this.
Fed up of Caleb.
Glad that Marcus and Ethan are no more - also Nate and Naomi. Was horrified that hideous coat has made a reappearance. I thought Naomi had improved a bit when she stopped being angry but it's her voice that gets on my wick - she never opens her mouth properly or leaves space between her words.
Bob and Bernice at the B and B is going to be a disaster. I really can't stand Bernice (never have done). She is a bossy control freak and I'm not sorry she's been unlucky in love as I don't know how anyone could tolerate her.