Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** Mary's going mad on Tinder. Leyla's job is out the winda. David's made the choice to flee. And Chas can just get in the sea

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Next!

There'll be some spluttering if Will walks in

I'm expecting the Caleb/Nicky chat now they've got Gabby falling for Nicky and no doubt he'll have her spying on Kim

What is the point of Vanessa's ex. I can't even remember her name.

Will definitely get stuck or make a large farting noise
Are you sure you're not Sharon Marshall?

and Kim will want to know why all her blankets are at the dry cleaners

So what happened to all Gabby's work she had to do and who was minding Thomas when they were at it?

Definitely not Sharon Marshall @JaneJeffer 🤣🤣

She’ll have sat him in the oven while they were busy. Her being such a good mam and that.

Poor Sam. I hope the entire Dingle clan boycott the shop. That will teach David and Eric.

Bloody hell they are always in the coffee shop .

Samson is a shit sitting there with his secret £2,000 while his poor dad can't even afford to buy a pack of nappies.

The storyline with Samson and Noah feels so pointless. They gave Noah a redemption arc and now they've made him a sap!

So with all the moves to the B&B there's three empty houses. Kim will need new tenants!

Well Jesus, Mary and the carpenter I only left the room to pee and Gabby was in Nickys knickers. Escalated really quickly.

I can also confirm banging on leather couches is not for the squeemish.

I've totally lost track of who lives in what house - when they're not all living in the B and B that is.

Thinking of the houses back in Classic, it was fairly easy to see where everyone lived but now I've no idea where Bernice, Bob or his kids were living.

Bernice......wonderful fingering

Who lives with notnurse Wendy in the murder house?

Noone wants to live with notnurse Wendy or you end up dead.

Does Victoria live there now?

Victoria has her own house which she shares with Amy

I have lost track, So if Wendy moves into the B & B with half the village the murder house will be empty?

I feel the need for an Emmerdale map with who lives where.

Yeah I don't know how she paid the rent after everyone else got murdered moved out.

Why could gabby not have shagged caleb so we got to see part of him naked? Manny is just not the same. He is a boy.

Wendy's whiney 'about to cry' voice got an unwelcome outing tonight.

Can we not have a storyline where the hospital actually checks its staff records and finds out she's not qualified?

I asked my friend the very same question tonight. Maybe they’d contracted the actress long term before Michelle Hardwick became pregnant, and now they’re stuck with the character?

The lure of moving to the B&B, I mean it is a double ensuite after all, how could you resist Wendy 🤦

Where the hell are the guests going to sleep!

Samson is a right horror lately, sneaky little fecker.

As for Sam and the nappies, what was he thinking, and why doesn't he listen to Lydia, also Dan is getting on my nerves at the moment.