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EASTENDERS 59. WINTER WEDDINGS OR NOT. - no spoilers .!!!!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 09/12/2022 10:15

Sooooooooo new thread again

phil is in Spain , hurry up and sort out Keeble

will there be weddings. Phil and Kat or dare I say Alfie and cat

and muck and Janice 😂😂

will Kat fall for Alfie’s charm aka lies via panto and end up kissing him

as I said on last thread , slowly heading for Xmas , god please let the photo of Janine hiding bloody clothes be sussed and Linda truth be out and muck and L back together

shame no baby merrkat

whitney is 30 and preg so due July ish

all other kids in kiddicupboard

dot is dead and her funeral

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the80sweregreat · 26/12/2022 20:42

SoupDragon · 26/12/2022 20:37

The water was surely too cold to shrink wool though.

I was kidding soup!! A poor joke there .. 😂
They did both look very dry.
It was bothering me more than it should

Jellykat · 26/12/2022 20:49

Bothered me too the80s, everything more or less presentable bar some run mascara and strands of hair out of kilter!

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2022 20:53

Linda's Pearl hair bun as sparkling
Clearly Kent water is a very good cleaner ; who knew ?

nancy75 · 26/12/2022 20:59

I was more surprised the frock didn’t need a good iron!

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2022 21:36

That sparkly jumpsuit of Janine's looked very uncomfortable.
The person who drive her home was good .. no questions asked at all it seemed
The acting was good, but so many inconsistencies although I was pleased that Scarlett didn't lie for her
I Hope Sonia takes her in

Blondeshavemorefun · 26/12/2022 21:49

Was
Suprised janine went back to the square

Well done Ricky for having balls for once

So another baby born in prison - like Ruby's - unless she ends up having a mc.

Janine was so manipulative to scarlet trying to blame her the. Make her backtrack

Glad she had the guts to say no to her mum

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Meredusoleil · 26/12/2022 22:04

I actually shouted out YES when Ricky said he would call the police himself! I was like finally, someone is seeing some sense and will actually do something about it. She had to be stopped.

I too, can't believe the woman had the audacity to go back to the Vic after all that. Who gave her a lift anyway? Surely she would have realised now would be a good time to do a disappearing act? It's not like she came back for Scarlett, is it?

I must say though, the Scarlett actress is not very expressive...her face is quite deadpan imho. She is far too serious. But glad she is honest at least!

Also, even though I do love the feisty Shirley, she really doesn't do crying well 😏

MotherMole · 26/12/2022 22:26

@the80sweregreat Lol, that’s the area of coastline where Southern Water have been dumping sewage for the past year 😂 It’s had warnings not to swim in all summer 😁💩

BigMandysBookClub · 26/12/2022 23:01

I wonder I scarlett was a real person she would be posting on here about her narcissist mother in years to come. They were really throwing in the classic narc signs in during the last two episodes.

The way she strolled in the pub and casually said 'yeah its been a while now, probably dead then, right you two fuck off now'. It wasn't me....

Carreterra · 26/12/2022 23:05

@Meredusoleil
Yes, the young actress playing Janine's daughter would be more at home on the set of "Ghosts", she looks like a ghost who has just seen a ghost.

RedToothBrush · 26/12/2022 23:27

With all the sympathy for Shirley I have to say I feel sorry for Janine.

Her mum dies when she was a kid, and her Dad shacks up with Pat. Her dad is inept, has a breakdown and packs her off to live with her sister in Manchester. He then marries Peggy. When his marriage with Peggy breaks down he abandons Janine leaving her up shit creak homeless and she becomes a drug addict.

She goes through a string of relationships with older men (Daddy issues much) trying to con them for money before turning to prostitution. Ian Beale uses her services so she blackmail him. She is in love with Billy, but he fucks her over in favour of Little Mo. She marries Barry to try and get his money thinking he is ill whilst she's shagging Paul but Barry isn't as close to death door as she thought. Faced with the prospect of being Mrs Barry Evans she bumps him off like any sane person would!!!

She then gets wrongly charged with Laura Beales murder.

She returns for her fathers funeral and is pissed to learn there's no inheritance. So she marries an old geezer (2nd marriage) for his money, but he dies and leaves her homeless for a second time.

She accidentally kills someone in a hit and run but feels guilt for it.

Then she ends up sleeping with Ian again. So she blackmails him again - this time he's married to Jane. She trys to get the Vic but it backfires and she ends up accused of Archies murder.

She then admits she's in love with flatmate Ryan and marries him. Only to find he's sagged Stacey and his daughter is Lily. They then get together and Janine is so fucked up she stabs herself to frame Stacey.

Then she cares for her gshesrandmother hoping to get her money, only to find the money is going to charity, but she continues to care for her grandmother cos she loves her. Her grandmother says she wanted to take on Janine but Frank prevented it. Janine does actually eventually get the inheritance when her grandmother dies. She's accused of her murder all the same.

She gives Pat alone and makes peace with Pat before Pat cracks it. She then marries Michael Moon who tries to rip her off. She has a traumatic birth with scarlet. She murders Michael eventually following the financial abuse. David Wicks blackmails her. Alice (who was helping Michael Moon) tries to kill herself so Janine confesses to killing moon but is ultimately cleared of murder. But she's forced to leave Walford with a young baby.

She loses custody of Scarlet and it eventually comes out the Tommy is Scarlets brother.

Scarlet ends up with Kat and Janine is forced to lodge with one time client - Billy. But after trying to grift, Janine is kicked out.

The she starts the romance with Mick. Mick and Lynda both fuck her over - for all she does, they are still arses to her for mooning over each other. Janine needed stability and a good bloke which mick wasn't.

She's fucked over by her feckless dad, men who love other women constantly, forced into desperate measures to survive drugs and homelessness and despite all this and losing custody, scarlet is a good kid.

I kinda understand why she'd be insecure... And utterly fucked up and desperate for love.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/12/2022 23:42

The Classic Eastenders (though I haven't watched for a while) was showing her living with Terry ( Tiffanys dad) Raymond , don;t think they had a relationship physically . Scamming anyone and everyone , flirting to get deals .

Having Ian Beale and Billy Mitchell as clients when she was a prostitude wasn't a good move either , out of the whole of London she picked her own doorstep.

When she was little all you heard from Pat was "Ja neen " as she told her off

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/12/2022 23:48

Jellykat · 26/12/2022 20:35

the80s, knowing Ls clothes taste, i'd suspect her Cardi was probs Acrylic Grin
I too did a big 'Yes!' out loud at the end (to Mr Nobody)

I was shopping in early Dec (Oxford ) wandered into a shop full of sequinned dresses and jackets , pink everywhere and blousey floral fabrics . I thought "Feck me I;ve wandered into Linda Carters wardrobe" and had to escape for air !

BrutusMcDogface · 26/12/2022 23:49

Omg. Typical that L and Mick would make it up and declare undying love for one another- which I’ve been waiting for for ages- only fit him to turn be bumped off! Bloody soap operas! 🙄😂

(Is he actually dead, though?)

BrutusMcDogface · 26/12/2022 23:50

only for him to then* - bloody autocorrect

NoisyBrain · 27/12/2022 00:00

It really bugs me how the writers just heap misery onto some characters. I know Shirley's no saint, but ffs how many of her family have they killed off now?? Would have preferred a scenario where Mick had to leave with a sad face in the back of a taxi/on the tube.

I see I wasn't the only one marvelling at how a man who couldn't swim at all just a few years ago was able to pull off an underwater rescue that involved jumping off a cliff then diving down several metres fully clothed, in the dark.

XenoBitch · 27/12/2022 00:42

I see I wasn't the only one marvelling at how a man who couldn't swim at all just a few years ago was able to pull off an underwater rescue that involved jumping off a cliff then diving down several metres fully clothed, in the dark

I kept thinking that too. Actually, wasn't Mick phobic about water after Shirley tried to drown him as a kid?

ThaliaLuxurySpa · 27/12/2022 01:30

Can someone remind me whether we know that Janine's baby IS definitely Mick's?

Perhaps the mystery 'Steve', who supposedly only gave her the keys to her new pub, has had rather more...um...intimate involvement?

the80sweregreat · 27/12/2022 03:15

J's baby bump seemed to inflate and deflate at various times in the last few days
Surely she would need medical attention too ?
Nearly drowned and nearly strangled to death too
I Hope there is a update on what becomes of her, although nobody will visit her of course.

the80sweregreat · 27/12/2022 03:20

70s!! Lol at Linda's wardrobe!! Sounds a great shop !!
They love the more iconic characters to have a certain way of dressing don't they ? Pat Butcher always had her big earrings , Kat and her leopard skin , Alfie and his big belt and floral shirts , mick and his suits / waistcoats Linda and her pink.
It would be easy to have a EE fancy dress party
I'd go as Dot with a pinny on and a dummy fag!

the80sweregreat · 27/12/2022 03:28

Shirley and Heather were the best double act ( apart from Grant and Nigel ) but she died :(
Shirley has lost everyone dear to her nearly every year. Who'd be a soap character eh?

the80sweregreat · 27/12/2022 03:38

At least Shirley and Linda will get on now
I used to hate their squabbling so much. Especially as L isn't that bad really
Hopefully Ollie and Annie might have some security, although money might be an issue now as Mick is missing and his body isn't found , he can't be declared dead for seven years or something. It'll be complex, no doubt

the80sweregreat · 27/12/2022 08:41

Water features a lot on this soap
The boat tragedy for their 35 th anniversary
Roxy and Ronnie drowning
Jean went into water in southend this year
Sean slater once walked off over a frozen lake
I'm sure there are more I've left out
I did smirk at Janine saying ' we will plant a tree for Mick on the square '!
..

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 27/12/2022 09:21

the80sweregreat · 27/12/2022 03:20

70s!! Lol at Linda's wardrobe!! Sounds a great shop !!
They love the more iconic characters to have a certain way of dressing don't they ? Pat Butcher always had her big earrings , Kat and her leopard skin , Alfie and his big belt and floral shirts , mick and his suits / waistcoats Linda and her pink.
It would be easy to have a EE fancy dress party
I'd go as Dot with a pinny on and a dummy fag!

Sharon only ever seems to wear black-skinny leggings and floaty tops
Pauline Fowler and ger cardigans of doom

SoupDragon · 27/12/2022 09:21

J's baby bump seemed to inflate and deflate at various times in the last few days

we've all been in that scenario over Christmas, even without a baby in there 🤣🤣