Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 4

[Pebbledashery]

Fill yer boots

'Peach, liver and lardo'…….seriously?

That meringue looks aces. Meringue and pineapple. Mmmmmm.

I like Chazza but his food doesn't appeal to me

Nikita's started sounds lovely.

Did Nikita go travelling?????.... 😂

Na! Don't think so?

I want Sagar to win.. But I think they'll pick Nikita.

Apricots are the the devil's scrotum.

I like Nikita’s dessert

Unless they're dried.. But that would make them a dried scrotum 😂

Ventricles?

Sorry, but it is in fact aubergines that are the devil's scrotum, and Nikita is using those, too.

Any Indian dish gets a thumbs up from me as long as its not coated in coriander 👍

If we were doing the drinking game we’d be smashed on the overuse of journey.
oh my lord they sound good.

Aubergine 🤢

'Spuma' sounds unpleasantly pulmonary to me

I love seeing those little pots of spices and I neeeeeed some.

One apricot in a thousand tastes like the nectar of the gods. Unfortunately the other 999 are like furry cardboard.

Espuma always goes wrong. The gun fails or it melts away.

Oh god, is he doing sous-vide? Sous-vide always goes wrong, too.

That looks like it'll be a lovely sauce

Fuck off Gregggg

I bought one, never filled it up.
cranachan, fucking gorgeous.

Oh no, despite being Scottish, I really don't like Cranachan!

At least nobody’s doing lamb

Nicola Sturgeon just heard Gregg's cranachan sex noise and now she is building a wall.