Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 4

[Pebbledashery]

Fill yer boots

Anna gurning in the background 🤷‍♀️

Good evening all, those dishes looked really good, love fish. I think sadly sweet James is the weakest but who knows.

BTW will someone sack the intern who set the table for the critics! Dessert spoons and forks all wrong.

Who's April Jackson? Looked her up and she seemed to be a chef not a critic.

Hispi ! Drink

Charlie's dish sounds absolutely bonkers.

The Paddy the Baddy of vegetables which has roundly defeated the usurper turnip

Charlie's dish literally looking like The Man With Two Brains.

If all the critics attacked Greggg it would be like murder on the orient express, fully justified and no one guilty.

knives, skewers, forks, spikey earrings. Critics, choose your weapons

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I'd watch that

I already knew life was too short to stuff either a mushroom or a mussel, hadn’t ever considered trying to stuff a cauliflower!

Yes, but let's hope they all do a fit-up job on Sitwell.

He’s so cheery James. I like him

So, so true! 😂😂😂

Marcus is looking as tired as I feel, poor lamb.

Noooooooo lavender nooooooo

Camp!

Hate it in cooking. It belongs in little gauze bags in knicker drwers

Surely duck is second only to lamb in terms of Masterchef disasters?

Think you’re right Esma

<shallowness alert> April Jackson is totally gorgeous.

She so is 😩😩

Now we're all envisaging Jay in doublet and hose, tossing chicken bones over his shoulder to a bunch of ravening deerhounds.

No argument from me there Grouchy

Well it was till you appeared Gregg!