IACGMOOH 10 - Crocodile juice and deluded mumsnetters!

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Just a new wee thread for you all 😉

MH is probably getting 20 x as many votes as Owen and Jill.

The Matt lovers . Would you be voting for him if he complained about food and didn't do as well in the initial trials?.
Just wondered if he was your favourite regardless.

i guess having dyslexia gives other strengths. he is very, very bright. those trials were another level.

I’d have voted for him to do more trials if he was shit at them because I’m slightly evil 🤣 but I wouldn’t have voted if he’d been a snivelling wimp.

Saying that I voted for Seann pretty much exclusively to stay in while he lasted, and he was a snivelling wimp (though extremely funny with it). I can’t help find MH funny but in a different way to Seann.

he doesnt look like he has compaining bone. he just accepts anything, any trial, any food, any chore.
and he doesnt bitch.

he never once bitched there about anyone. whilst all were bitching about him, maybe not seann.

he is a very different kind of person, i've never seen anyone like him.

i think if he had any faults there we would definitely catch it. everyone is so hawk-eyed.

Well we all see snippets.
He is known to be bossy and not clean up his shave stuff ..
Anyway my question was would it matter to you if he complained about stuff in camp? Nothing wrong with moaning imo

I liked it when Matt arranged his top on the chair so the number could be seen. It was exactly the kind of thing Matt would do along with sneaking two alpaca ribs when other people had one and constantly going on about his heroics in the admittedly scary octopus. He managed to get all the stars by the way. I might have missed that if he hadn't kept reminding me.

I also thought it was funny that Mike turned the top the other way round. It was much funnier than when he deliberately body-slammed Matt. I guess cuddly Mike Tindall weighs 18 or maybe 20st.Imagine that on top of you. That wasn't very funny. It was fucking dangerous.

Along with deliberately collapsing scrums so people at the bottom might break their necks, landing on them in a flying leap is the sort of thing rugby players are warned against. Obviously Mike was off the day they had that team talk. Perhaps slut-dropping his MIL or spooning a beta male. It's a fucking game, not a war. Rugby I mean, as well as IACGMOOH.

I think they all could have a rightful whine about conditions in camp.

I wouldn’t judge any of them for that.

Only one person hasn’t bitched about other camp mates. The others have all had something to say - to varying degrees.

I judge on that.

He could have been more vocal like CM and Seann, moaning, complaining, funny whatever, still same person.
Voters seem to love bland personalities.

For me there is a lot to be asmired by going quietly on with your day. Not just on here but in general.

It doesn’t all have to be about the drama or seeing who can out-cunt everyone else.

dont Know what asmired is and why it was ignored by auto correct. It jumps on every other thing I type. Out cunt was put count. 🤷🏻‍♀️

BTW I watched MT on The Jump and he said he was 16 stone 6ft 2.

Only 16st? That's all right then. Perfectly reasonable to take a flying leap at someone smaller than you.

exactly. MH wasnt his opponent and it wasnt a rugby game.

Mike looks heavier than 16st.

it would. but he is not that type of person.

I’m a hefty fucker.

if he sat on the other end of my seesaw I would be airborne.

16 stone my arse.

he is called the fridge, isnt he?

what would you expect from a fridge?

The he doesn't have a beer belly. He isn't fat.

Ice cubes.

From ‘magic Mike’? Debbie McGee in a leotard with spangles on it. 😉

It's all on wiki... his stats lol

Ice cubes 🤣