IACGMOOH 10 - Crocodile juice and deluded mumsnetters!

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Just a new wee thread for you all 😉

Single Female Lawyer, fighting for her clients

Wearing sexy mini skirts and being self reliant

Middle-aged, female, deluded (possibly), but not single.

I have yet to see any examples of MT being a) kind or b) aware of his own failings, but maybe I was too busy on MN @FeelingwearyFeeelingsmall?

My last 4 would have been BG, Seann, Scarlette and Baba. They were entertaining, funny and had some personality and oomph about them ! Instead we are left with the wooden tops boring as hell with the personalities of a table leg...whoever is voting to keep them in have made the series one of dullest ever 🤣🤣...all the entertainment has left the building! Seann going was the last straw 🙄

lady of a certain age signing in for saturday shenanigans

Wow

i went to bed last night and all erupted on other thread

these threads are just light hearted fun to go with the programme

said before I don’t get the matt hate. He is polite. Does the trials. Gets the stars. Feeds the camp and gives it a good go

thats the point of the show !!

now I’m still grumpy that Chris was voted out and didn’t win £700+ plus then seann and £300

matt If he wins will win me £65

but prob be jill

And geriatric woman here as I gave birth at almost 44

and that was written all over my notes !!!

heaves sagging bosom up !!

I’ve missed all that I came on to this new thread this morning I’ll need to read the old one then...
Just based on this show Matt the camp mate has done really well in trials and comes across as a nice enough guy going by what we have seen ...I’ve quite warmed to him tbh

Finally caught up with thread and programme. I'm so sad seann got kicked out I was voting for him as I thought he was funny and think if he had done that fallen star trial it would have been flipping hilarious. Owen winds me up mainly cuz he looks like my brother in law 😂 just bil doesn't have the muscles just the face. I'm now for Jill to win I think she's funny and I didn't know who she was before jungle (don't watch football) but I may start as she seems the nicest footballer I've ever seen. Looking forward to the cyclone hopefully they ramp it up a bit I thought it's getting tamer every year. I remember when it used to knock em off their feet and they'd go flying.

My favorite final four would have been Seann, Matt, George and Chris.

Sean was so integraral, baba seemed lovely, bg i had warmed to
mike is dividing people.

Agree re Mike, I think he has a spikey side if he does not get his way not a nice chap ! Plus his grabbing people puts me off he’s creepy ...nothing like i expected in fact I think he’s an utter twat 🙄

I don't understand why Matt is still there. If you take him at face value, ignoring the horrendous record he has as a minister, he's cringy as well as boring. He's also the only one in there who still seems guarded. His face when it's vote off time, he's desperate for validation.

I also don't see the appeal for Mike, soooo dull.

Jill is my winner.

G’day mates. Thanks for the new thread.

I’m gutted Seann has gone. All my votes for Matt now.

LOL

Ditto @ilovebrie8

Well if we add your age and mine I think we would make two middle aged people. Hope that gets us both a pass.

It’s the cyclone tonight

one of my fav games

It will go like this - copied from
how I explained to someone who asked on think iacgmooh 8

It’s funny. They say they have think 10m

we never see a clock ticking away

just as they all are on their stars they all get blown away by a huge tidal wave

as hard as they cling on they will be blown/water squirted off

till all 4 are off they won’t be happy

when all 4 are at the bottom they will have to climb back up again within in the time allowed and once on all stars amazingly the time runs out

would love to know how long actually takes them as sure sometimes it’s over 10m

I'm a woman but was at the back of the queue when they were handing out the bosoms. The only positive is they aren't big enough to sag. I'll take my wins where I can.

I expect Jill will win but will anyone remember her in a years time? Did she make this year a good show? We will always remember Matt Hancock doing this so that's the reason for making him "the winner" to me. A show of Owen and Jill would be a fairly bland and pleasant affair.

Just throwing myself on a post, I couldn't find the last thread and had to watch it all alone without any mners to keep me company.

BTW if 35 is middle aged, at 57 does that make me elderly, I hope not, I think elderley as abou 70+

I always think of middle aged as those aged 45 to 60 and I am happily a member.
Looking forward to the cyclone trial tonight as I haven't seen it done before as never watched a full series.

Crone signing in

jenasaurus

If you are old then that makes me old too.

That’s not happening.

I consider middle aged to be channelling Brodie. Jean. Miss.

We are in our prime. Or probably more correctly sliding out of it in my case. Clinging on to it cyclone stylee.

Someone asked if I was under a rock during pandemic, no but I was in Scotland so our updates came from nicola sturgeon who seemed desperate to keep us under a tighter lockdown than England. I knew our health ministers etc as they were never off the telly. We only got the "big" updates like lockdown etc from Boris.

It wasn't until he cheated and the pic was in the paper that I read about what he done. But again NS done the same up here and built a temp hospital as quick as she could to look good.