IACGMOOH 10 - Crocodile juice and deluded mumsnetters!

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Just a new wee thread for you all 😉

Thank you. You are too kind.

I couldn't get the whole title I wanted.

Single middle aged tit-ridden female checking in 😘

Single middle aged female signing in.

What age are claiming is middle aged? As I remember an AIBU one claiming 35 is middle aged.

I'm not middleaged, I'm ancient.

I'm quite old TBF. I'm not single either,

35 middle aged?

Tae fuck…

Seriously!! I had dd2 when I was 36!

If 35 is middle aged, I guess I'm getting there... Not single (sorry, sorry), but female yes. So I tick only one lousy box 😒
Great title @GrandTheftWalrus!

I finally got a title people like!

I don't like it @GrandTheftWalrus you left horny out

Ah for fucks sake!! I thought I covered it.

I’m not a mumsnetter.

I’m a very naughty single middle aged female.

I am the Messiah though.

Hope this doesn't make you so angry you can't watch the rest of the thing 🤞

I'm not allowed to watch @CatLoaf I need to get out more. Can you lend me a tenner?

@JaneJeffer Sorry, I've used up all my money from calling the voting lines for Matt Hancock

Figures

I feel an 0898 jingle coming on 😁

Deluded and horny reporting for shitposting!

Middle aged grumpy woman signing in, thanks for new thread

Tiny lurker coming through.

Jill, Mike and Owen are absolutely my favourites. They all seem honest and kind and aware of there own failings. I admire that. If any of the, won I'll be happy.

Their

i am early 30s can I still attend the thread? I have left the house many times but I am chronically sleep deprived from many of my children waking up so early, which must explain why I too like MH. DH quite likes him too but hopefully wouldn’t shag him