IACGMOOH 10 - Crocodile juice and deluded mumsnetters!

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Just a new wee thread for you all 😉

He didn't go so great. Think he thought he would be a finalist.
I sensed zero chemistry with his partner.
Just cos he's married with kids doesn't mean he had to be frosty.

Current odds.

MH is second favourite with the bookies? Imagine if he won, the howls of outrage would be heard from space 😂

I’m amazed Mike is still there. He’s very dull. Also Owen. He seems dull and thick.

I think Jill will win but Matt will be 2nd.

I thought she was already quite successful on insta? Maybe her followers were good at voting on multiple phones they had in the family

Agree with @Janiie that Mike could steal this because royal sycophants and grannies will vote for him regardless what he’s like.

We have to make this happen

Well if Mike wins then I am complaining to OffCom and boycotting itv, royalty and rugby 😉

And also budgie smugglers.

Yea indeed, this is now my voting aim! 😈

Totally agree with every word of this!

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MH must be great laugh a minute...

Nor sure what the voters are trying to prove. He gets his 500k either way. And another few million no doubt soon enough.

@Firstshoes thanks 😊

I think they just like MH

I don't think anyone can act for three weeks, and although I know what we see is edited, he seems a decent enough guy - I'm not saying perfect! Maybe he's achieved his aim, and shown that MPs are also human?

MH is more head club than likeable.

Well yeh he was edited out for days.

His aim, allegedly, was to raise awareness about dyslexia. I think I've heard him mention he's dyslexic twice - which I wouldn't say has 'raised my awareness' 🤔

I don’t know, I’ve heard MH mention dyslexia a few times, he did it again on most recent challenge with Mike and has raised it a few times in general camp chats. Whatever else people might think of him, I think it’s a positive showing a wide audience that dyslexia should be no obstacle to high office.

Another crone here. Pissed off Baba isn't still in. Jill has a dry wit which I like and it was fascinating hearing both her own story and the reality (Qatar) of gay women footballers v gay male footballers and the difference in supporters. It's been nice (if deliberately constructed) to see Owen opening his eyes.

And just a reminder for MH's fans - he apparently also gave pals PPE contracts and slagged off in cabinet the woman who got the successful vaccine trials going, according to her.

I'm so with you on this. If the cyclone is the dullest in its history tonight, people have only got themselves to blame voting for competent boring twats.

dyslexia should be no obstacle to high office
And high office is no obstacle to pissing off to the jungle far away from your constituents?

MH to win!

Everyone would make better politician than MH wouldn’t they? Except they wouldn’t.