Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS!! Brian and Mary are doing am dram, Bernie’s caught up in a lookalike scam and questions re: Leo leave Stephen in a jam

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Any chance that storm in Yorkshire could cross the Pennines and get rid of some of the dead wood in Weatherfield?

I think we need massacre at the market, a lot of them need to go.

Stephen's family are so grabby and annoying (as is he, to be fair), that frankly they deserve to be ripped off.

Maybe the sink hole could reopen.

Or Hope could go on the rampage.

Hope with a machine gun? I reckon she'd be up for that.

Or maybe Ruby, fed up with the attention Hope gets for being a shit, will get a gun (Sam will ask Harvey how) and kill everyone.

Tyrone, in a bid to prove how much he loves her will sell the house and spend all the money on Ruby. Just as he spends the last 50p on some pick and mix Alina and baby Pop will turn up...

Christmas will be such a let down if baby Pop doesn't turn up to Fiz's wedding.

What is it with Max’s acting? It’s so mannered. Very artificial.

Yes, the whole “Oh come on, Stephen lovey - what’s £12000 to you?” business was a bit ridiculous. In the real world, no one was ask in such a direct and casual manner - and if you didn’t want to admit you hadn’t got the money, you’d just repeat “I don’t mix business and family” until they gave up.

This weeks episodes...

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Looks like back to normal for Corrie.

I actually think tall lad is more sensible than Summer and his wanting to tell creepy couple is the way forward.

Summer is driving me mad. She is SUCH a drip. And the baby-buying storyline is so ridiculous.

I think they called each other mike and Aaron this evening in the hope we'd remember that they have actual names. Poor baby buying lady though, no mother, no baby, no cash.
Perhaps summers granny will cough up the necessary money to avoid more crime.

I watched CS for the first time in about 8 years today. I’m a Classic Corrie fan. Tina O’Brien as Sarah Platt has only aged about ten years in 21 years!

Curious about something. How did Spider end up with the CID? Don’t people who knew him when he was 25 years old (Toyah, Leanne, Ken, Roy, Audrey etc) find it weird that he’s hanging out with fascists these days?

I predict that creepy couple will kidnap Summer with a view to impregnating her with their baby once they find out about the miscarriage. And agree with pps, Alina and baby pop will turn up at the Christmas wedding, which is clearly doomed to fail.

I do like the kidnap and impregnation of Summer idea, but the nine months plus of tragic bleating would be horrendous.
As for how Spider managed to be accepted in his new persona...the residents are just pretty stupid in general. But I don't know how he had a chat in the ginnel with nobody eavesdropping.

Because to the outside world Griff and Co were eco warriors-that's how Spider infiltrated the group.
The fascist stuff has been hidden and is just emerging.

Thank you, Snore. That makes sense!

How could you forget your own mother if she was so il, that was just ridiculous

Summer is such a drip but Amy is annoying too

Just a thought, ghastly though the wedding dress was, what shop would simply stuff a dress like that into a carrier bag, still on the hanger (unless it came from a charity shop)? And why would you pull it out in a mucky garage workshop to show someone? Can't wait to see how Beth turns it into a work of haute couture ... 😂

Lol, I thought the same @TheFifthTellytubby , ridiculous, and why pull it out in a filthy garage?
Again where the fuck is Tiny???? I want to know

And the frilly wedding dress looked about a narrow size 6! Fizz has a lovely figure but it’s not a size 6 figure.

It was hideous and tiny

Like a toilet roll fairy and looked grubby to start with

I don't like the way this surrogate story's going...creepy!