EASTENDERS 58. NO SPOILERS OR ELSE BLONDES WILL KICK YOUR ARSE !!!!!

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Sooooooooo new thread again

phil has disappeared so Keeble can’t frame him or billy

will Kat and Phil Marty soon. Maybe Xanax wedding. Oh hold on she dud that with Alfie 😂

will Kat fall for Alfie’s charm aka lies

when will muck and Janine be back from telling his kids : Scarlet does have school ,,,,

will Janine lose baby or she will leave bsby with muck snd then both him and Linda will both have a love child to raise them happily together

it’s slowly heading for Xmas , god please let the photo of Janine hiding bloody clothes be sussed and Linda truth be out and muck and L back together

who is telling the truth - suki or Nish - I think suki is telling porkies about the murder of neighbour and Nish isn’t as bad as they make out

merrkat and dad Nish. Blondes swoons

jay and Lola. Is she doomed as jay said we have all the time in the world

and hopefully no 13/14yr having sex in sheds

sure there is more I’ve missed so add any stories

Phil's kids
Louise Mitchell with Lisa
Raymond with Denise
Ben with Kathy
It's odd that the one woman who is wrapped through their lives since day one almost ( Sharon ) has never had a child with Grant or Phil ( she did miscarry one with Grant I think many years ago )

Grants children:
Mark with Michelle Fowler
Courtney with Tiffany Mitchell

I'd like Sharon to have a proper storyline again - she's too iconic to be a background player!

I Hope Sharon is back with a big story soon.
And nothing to do with Phil !

They are signposting Stacey being pregnant aren't they?

(Not a spoiler! 😂)

Actually talking about money and child maintenance! For children we rarely see

Poor Amy : all this and Jack B as your dad

I cant get over the fact no one said a thing about the smashed up kitchen!.. i.e who hell did this??!

Hopefully Amy will get some real full on help now.

Obviously mick finding his kitchen trashed is just another day in the life of the Carters.

Uh oh… Eve was the first to say ‘best christmas ever’ this year!

I didn't hear Eve say this ..
Christmas with the Slaters is rarely that great ! Lol

Big time!

Feeling tired/ill - check
Refusing alcohol - check
Talking about the cost of raising children/being super poor - check

That would make Stacey 4x4 wouldn't it?
Lily - Ryan
Arthur - Kush
Hope - Martin
No 4 - Keerat

Can't fault her taste in men though they're all lookers (apart from Martin )

not a spoiler, I promise

Oh god. Janine is going to kill Mick isn't she? That'll be her 4th husband/fiancé she's killed won't it? Barry, the elderly Jewish guy, and Michael moon?

I knew someone who had three husbands.
Five is abusing the privilege ( in Janine's case )

To be fair , I think that the elderly Jewish man died just before Janine managed to kill him herself ! 😂

Nice seeing Rickaaaay back. I'd forgot he'd been married to Sam as well as to Bianca, funny how the most unlikely people in Eastenders have multiple marriages.

Lots of exciting plot lines going on though imo the writers are stuffing too much in and it's verging on the incredulous now. I actually thought I'd missed an episode accidentally because there was literally no follow up from Janine trashing the kitchen, smashing her iPad etc; also her descent into madness is too quick; she switches from being madly in love to wanting to call the marriage off. The paranoia about Linda has all happened too fast; also she's been so openly vile to Linda that no way would Mick just accept it.

Also think the cat fishing thing is completely unrealistic, dotty wouldn't target someone on the Square; I know she was angry about Harvey accusing her but if she's just after money to pay her bills, she'd be targeting multiple random people. It's like the writers set up Harvey as this lonely man desperate for love so it was convenient to use him for the issue of the week!

Plus they actually commented on her having children with different men.

you'd have thought she would have learned to be extra careful by now!

So, lined up for a fun filled Christmas we have:

Lola,
Janine losing her mind,
Mick and Linda finding out Janine was driving,
a "best Christmas ever" disaster from Eve (I would like to link this to Nish finding out about her and Suki and attempting to kill one of them)
Stacey discovering she's pregnant
Some mental health crisis brewing with Harvey (maybe he'll be alone at christmas)

Wouldn't surprise me if Martin and Sonia get back together for Christmas too - plus we could be in for an inheritance saga with Dots millions! Jean and Harvey need to get back together I think! They both want to.

Also if Stacey has Keerats baby, it's stepmum will be in love with its granny!

Also if Stacey has Keerats baby, it's stepmum will be in love with its granny !

And if Eve gets it on with Nasty Nish the permutations of that family tree will make my brain combust .

I thought when Nish and Eve had the samosa lunch he was hinting at the vibes between himself and Eve not Suki/Eve ( I'm sure he's reading signs that are not there ,arrogant git)

Is Ravi still sniffing round Stacey or was that just to rile up Kheerat ?

Martin has always been a good friend to Sonia

You'd also think (a) she'd cop on and use contraception and/or (b) she'd know the signs and symptoms of being pregnant!

Contraception doesn’t seem to have been invented in eastenders land. And as we know they are all extra fertile even at 50+

I actually thought Whitney was preg as saying how costly everything was

Plus how can Chelsea afford a holiday

Or is the rent money from the Karen's nephews lots and paying the huge mortgage

I did think Sonja looked at martin with dooey loving eyes ......

Hope amy gets the hell she needs

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