Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

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Thread 2!

It wasn5 a lasagna just some stuff on top of pasta

That does look fairly nice, but I can imagine the beetroot and red wine fighting.

Shurrup Gregg ya doss fuck

Razor must be loving eating all this food

He’s a goner

Why do they always make things sound harder than they actually are? I've been making fruit sponges since I was about 12 years old. They're a doddle.

Cliff did a better main than that.

Looked lumpy!

Lumpy custard. Oh dear

John is so pretentious

Goodbye Gareth!

Boak

Scrambled eggs

Mel and Cliff to go thro? as i originally wanted please

Cheerio Gareth

That’s not eggs Gareth, that’s Gregggg’s heid

Razor didn't meet a free meal he couldn't inhale.

Please

The rice pudding would probably have been OK if he hadn't poured cream on it.

Be gutted Gareth

Back to the choir Gareth

You’re not singinggggg anymooooooore Gareth

Yay!!

Right decision.

Aww Cliff