Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

[Pebbldashery]

Thread 2!

Needs more steak sandwiches, tbh.

That would be a main for me not a starter

Me too, and I have a good appetite!

Mushrooms and haddock 🤢🤢🤢

It’s just 2 wee bits of bread and 2 wee bits of steak dunked in a cheese sauce

The fondue and its presentation is a bit wanky gastropub for me.

Terrified of haddock. What?

How do the guests manage to eat all those meals 😳

So are they meant to eat all those cheese with a spoon? I mean I wouldn't say no.

An amuse bouche for me @Pebbledashery

but I’m always starving after a shift

What earthly use is a deconstructed lasagne?

A fuck of a lot of cheese for such tiny sandwiches, what a waste!

The tuile is going to be so limp and soft and I don't like where that is going in my head.

Can't say I'd eat that..

Razor’s pinched his glasses from what’s-her-face in Monsters Inc…

5% battery! I’m off ski.

Mushrooms and fish together???

NONE OF THOSE WORDS SHOULD BE USED TOGETHER, JOHN.

I couldn't eat mushrooms with haddock 🤢

I know. 🤣

Slippery AND woody? No, just no

Best part of lasagne is the burnt crispy cheese on top.
This is so wrong.

Slippery. 😛

I like haddock but wouldn’t ever put it in a lasagne, and sure as hell not with mushrooms

That steak looks delicious