Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

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Thread 2!

Thanks littlbrown!

They look nice!

Maybe not.

We’re they raw ?

I only know this dude from celebrity big brother

Prawn looked cooked to me as it was pink but batter wasn’t done all the way through

Using cornflour is one of the few times one can employ that excellent word 'slake'.

Wonder how many people are ringing up the Chinese and ordering sweet and sour?

Probably the only time you can really use slurry in polite company too!

Massive batter 🤣🤣🤣

I'm more of a chicken balls girl than prawn balls

Ah yes I remember- he had an issue with a horrible woman didn't he who accused him of hitting her?

Those look a mess

Good thing he cut up those prawns.

Not so good.

He didn't devein them

I once saw Ryan on the tube at rush hour in London. He was with his very pretty girlfriend and he jumped on the train but she didn’t. The doors closed and he did a VERY actory pantomime of dismayed horror while banging on the window and yelling silently at her as the train pulled out.

What is that top Lisa is wearing

Evening all, I only just remembered it's on

My God how big are those shoulders?

She's supposed to be a fashion guru but that's hideous and doesn't suit her at all!

Don't want to envisage John dipping his balls into anything thank you.

Dig deep into your sleeves lady

That's because she's had the low-point of her TV career already, when Brendan threw her around the stage while she was wearing foil.

That top makes her look enormous and she's not.