Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

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Thread 2!

Big pieces of onion are icky. ICKY. (I just accidentally posted that on a "Meghan is terrible" thread, so oops.)

Prawns poop pipe

Generally not a fan of onions 🤢

Rice flour. 😞

Gregg's serious face.

I only really like sweet & sour with pork. I should branch out really, shouldn't I.

I could eat that right now.

No kiwi. Only good with pork

I was cheered to note that Gregggggg's name was not missing from that 'most unpleasant Sleb encounter you've had' thread the other day.

John has no time for Kitty's nonsense.

I think John is a little uncomfortable with the drag thing.

Kitty's hair 🙈

Enough of the fake retching noises already

I prefer my sweet & sour Hong Kong style, and my prawns of the salt & pepper variety…

John's looking tidier today.

I've met Gregg. He sat next to me in a restaurant. Very needy and desperate to be recognised but he was actually very nice! I didn't want to like him but I did.

Hi all just tuned in! Does anyone say that anymore? 😁

Kitty is Greggs next girlfriend

Me sweet and sour recipe. Ancient book. But lovely

😂 He was giving her quite the look there!

Oh so hilarious.

Not.

How do you cook with nails like that?!

She has prawns under her nails I bet

Looks great.

USE A SPOON, Katya.