Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

[Pebbldashery]

Thread 2!

Love black pudding. Had scallops but once and the coral gave me heaves.

Don’t know any of them judges

😂😂😂😂

Again, I know what you mean - me too! Still love lamb though.

Andi Peters' bulging biceps are giving me the heaves.

I had to choke down a scallop once, in company so couldn't spit it out, didn't like it at all

He’s hacked that lamb about a bit

Why did he use such a tiny knife to chop up those racks of lamb?

Love scallops, don't like the coral.

Cos he’s a tube

Bet a lot of people who know Gregg do forget to breathe. It's doing yourself a kindness, in the end.

Evening everyone. Don't tell me Jimmy has nailed the lamb cookery. That will be a first !

You're not the only one 🤢

BBC have spent all the budget on the seafood, none left for knives.

Esma 😂😂😂

@EsmaCannonball

that made me laugh and laugh 😂

I was very distracted by the biceps!

Maybe Jimmy can't have big knives...

I recognise the Irish guy but just can't place him.

The murder gloves made the producers too nervous

Brockly.

Megan ended up being quite good, IIRC, but she's so irritating.

I think they should blind judge these dishes rather than see who is presenting them.

I never heard of him until he was on this

Do you think Lesley's menu might be a bit too homely ?

He won the Sleb version in 2020. I kind of vaguely recognise him but only vaguely.