Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

[Pebbldashery]

Thread 2!

I'd be whipping out my Gregg-dinner-party strychnine for 2 out of the 3 of those judges.

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Bonjer? No John Boulengere! (Sp?)

Boulangère! 😊

Oh John what are you wearing, what's happened to you. He used to be my secret crush. All I can think of is that Lisa felt threatened by me so ordered him to wear hideous clothes.

I quite like Lesley so hope she does ok tonight.

I am a meat eater. I do not love a lamb chop. So there, Jimmy.

Why does Jimmy always wear black gloves?

Don’t lie John, it’s not full of great people

It’s the question on everyone’s lips, @ForAFriend123

Oh Jesus will they ever stop rolling him out Halsall

Evening everyone

Evening. Ready for some bleating meat.

How I love a celeb that lets their face just be - all the more beautiful for it

so strange!

Good question!

I don’t like lamb. I’ve handled sheep a lot. They smell the same as the meat.

By now we know anyone cooking lamb has never watched the show.

Raw lamb here we come

The gloves are driving me mad why why why?

I think he might be in witness protection so hiding his fingerprints

And why are the gloves so inconsistent??

"This table of tastes". Hahahahaha.

I could quite believe that!

Fourteen years ago Andi....FOURTEEN YEARS

Time to move on

The gloves are driving me mad why why why?

Maybe it’s a fetish and he’s bringing his whole self to work? very fashionable these days, I’m told.

Don't know why but I think I prefer my judges to be a bit more mature.

Fuck off Gregggg. And Andii.