Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

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Thread 2!

Did John just say they were nice and thin then Greggg say they were too thick? I may have not been listening properly

Used to love a bit of Alvin and David Essex 😁

He's in another yellow top.

Like a Minion.

Hell's bells! Is John going to an over-50s rave?

Imagine getting a PhD in Law, and then deciding, "Nah, fuck that".

I'm liking Asma. I confess I haven't heard of her before.

Dearie me. Jonty really needs to have a word with his stylist.

Asma’s seriously impressive.

Staying in education to avoid marriage....

Ooh turmeric. Or is it Choomeric ? You decide.

I'm beginning to think John is deluded, he thinks they're all good cooks

Trying to work out the best point to go and put the kettle on…

I have seen Asma on telly before. She is very impressive.

Those tiger prawns look amazing. Though whether Kirsty's version will…..

6 years wasted on a PhD

I'm hungry looking at all this.

More flour ffs

Oh Richard…

Lesley is scooping rice with a slotted spoon 🙄

A metaphor for tidying the house when you have young children.

Gawd she is great

Grouchy 🤣🤣🤣

I noticed that too, Ellen 😂😂

😁😁😁 very true Grouchy