Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

[Pebbldashery]

Thread 2!

What is with the gloves

'Too much?' Probably the same thing she said to the police officer when she got done for being three times over the limit.

Exactly, @TheDogsMother - same last week with the sodding floating islands

Part time strangler?

What's with the murderers gloves

Not so much. Unless its Yul Brynner.

“What’s a crepe Suzette?”

Makes a crepe suzette.

What's with the gloves. They're a bit Alvin Stardust (for those who are old enough)

Yes!

<googles>

How do these poor cooks suddenly are making crepes

Jimmy looks like a bin man

Oh, the Coo Ca Choo dude. WHAT WAS THAT HAIR?!

Those look almost edible, Jimmy.

Pebbles we not seen a bin man for a week

I'm starting to think that Jimmy has NSFW tattoos on his hands. Chris Waddle nude, left. Glenn Hoddle nude, right. Or something.

I've never liked Richard Blackwood

And, weirdly, they all know to fold them in quarters and arrange them just so. Funny, that.

Sorry Grouchy. You are obviously far younger than me 😳

Hi everyone, well fuckety fuck, had my sky box replaced this morning and completely forgot that I'd lose everything on my planner, no Shetland for me now😟
Anyway back to the "I'm going to learn to cook Michelin star food in 24 hours"

Can't stand your man Jimmy, he was very unpleasant on IACGMOOH

I like Lesley

Kirsty is ok but think she might be a bit irritating

Don't really know Richard

Hope you're all well

ilovesooty have a brilliant holiday 😊

Or that ‘poem’ Ryan Giggs wrote…

I suspect it went something like this:

• we want you to make a crepe suzette.
• what the actual?
• thin pancakes, orange sauce, burning alcohol
• how do I make crepes?
• etc

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

Sunbird Ryan's poem 🤣🤣🤣

The person giving hints obviously took a break for Richard’s segment

That would've been a very thick pancake 😂