Love Island 2022 - Thread 2 - Luca you make-a me wanna puke-a!

[TitsInAbsentia]

As you were...

This programme turns me into such a body fascist.

New girl has the hair ive always wanted

Does anyone else find it a bit off, the they are told to pick or kiss someone of the opposite sex?
I mean it's 90% likely to be anyway. But it makes it like your not allowed to be bisexual or not follow the script !

It looked like Gemma thought that Jay was going to say her not Paige.

Love love love Dami and Indiyah!

ES gets more annoying by the literal second. I need someone else to come in for entertainment value because she's out of hand now. Jay wants to escape her and rightly so.

I also think Tasha's body is insane! Working on looking like her

Absolutely love Davide, TV gold

@Tinkerblonde1 I thought so too! She comes across as one of those people that thinks everyone fancies her

I thought she had labradoodle hair 😂

Did Jacques say “don’t pick me” or something when him and Paige were first suggested for the hideaway? 👀

Also Davides response when Jay asked him if he had unfinished business with ES was hilarious!

I 'would' work on looking like Tasha but
a) I don't have a time machine
b) have we worked out how to change genetic body type yet? If so I'm IN!

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He said because he couldn't trust himself. Looks like he didn't!

Who is Jay's famous parent?

I’m thinking Jay is now going to be all over the new girl

If Jay does make a move on new girl that would be tv gold, seeing ES reaction

Jay is desperate to get away from ES, either because he’s seen she’s not that popular or he just finds her annoying 🙈

Tasha looked amazing and very cool in the baggy jeans, top combo

I’m starting to fall for Davide 🤣thought he was fit and first (obviously) but that was all..now he’s showing personality…be interested to see what he’s like when he genuinely falls for someone.

Want Paige to be with someone else, not Jacques…he’s so annoying

I want Labradoodle hair!

Love Dami, I think he's mature and thoughtful, he's the first islander that is genuinely starry eyed about someone. Him and Indiyah are a good match, they seem to bounce of each other. No other couples seem to have any kind of spark at all.

*At first

Dami is soooo sweet. Give him the 50k now! I won’t miss Amber or Ikenna really.

ES and Jay are hilarious in a ‘omg this is going to end in a car crash’ kinda way, she is way more invested than he is but I don’t know if Paige’s head can be turned from Jacques she seems like she’s smitten.

I really like Luca, I think he hits the mark pretty well most times and I like his self deprecating banter. Definitely the islander I would be most likely to go for in real life (if not a rapidly approaching 40 married, chunky, mother of two).

I’ve really warmed to Davide, he can be very dry and I loved his response when asked if there was anything still between him and ES.

Danica has to go, I’m bored of her and there’s no one in there for her. Not sure why there’s another girl going in…

Oh and that game was great. Really spiced things up a bit.

I thought tonight’s episode was so much more fun and playful and we saw a lot more natural interactions between everyone not just the stiff couples chats
Hopefully the producers are finally getting it!

I think it's something like a footballing grandparent for Jay, so really not well known.

Thoughts from that show..

Adore Indiya and Dami
Love Luca and Jacques banter (thought it was really nice when he said Luca and Gemma were a good match)
Cant believe that Gemma kissed Davide and is still sleeping in the bed with him
Paige and Jacques deffo did the deed and I hope he’s genuine cos I realllllly think she is
Hope the new girl is Davides slice of pizza
Danica needs to bore off
Jay wants to jump ship ASAP
ES is going to drop a my dog stood on a bee story any moment!

Sorry lurker here but love this thread as always but yes quiet this year. Just doing my bit to fill up the thread!
Totally agree that if ES went then what on earth would be be doing or watching? Perfectly nice / sweet people but there needs to be some people who glue/ hold the show together even if you aren't a big fan.
I really hope I and D work out. I slightly worry there is all that pressure on them now. Welcoming a new bombshell. Will jay try and get in there if he's getting 🚩 from ES?
I know this series is a tad lifeless so far but I do still love watching!