Love Island 2022 - Thread 2 - Luca you make-a me wanna puke-a!

[TitsInAbsentia]

As you were...

Jay has changed his tune just 2 minutes after saying he would leave if ES was voted out

Oh Jay, I think everyone watching saw that a mile off!

I like indiyah and Dami.

tasha and Andrew are actually much cuter than I thought. Wasn’t a fan at first

i knew Jay wasn’t that into ES!

I hate how they have to ask how they are feeling and what happened last night.
We can just watch for ourselves...

Jay is just looking for an escape from ES where he doesn’t look like the bad guy!

Don't buy Paige and Jaques at all. Even if they are all over each other for the next 6 weeks and saying I Love You.
I do not believe a word of it!

Jay looking for an exit already... but he's right, ES needs someone who will be OTT with her, at least he recognises his temperament doesn't match hers

I actually love Davide. I think he's really funny.

Omg Ekin going on about how she would leave if Jay left. Yeah right.
And as predicted, Jay's looking for another life raft.

Jay isn’t giving ES any big gestures of affection either but she isn’t skating him for it like she did with Davide - is that because there isn’t anyone else for her to latch on to yet?

I am fairly new to LI. Why do the girls all wear thong bikinis or am I just showing my age?

Because no one wants big tan lines 😬... I use to wear them when I was younger and slimmer

Oh dear they need some late 20s in there ASAP.

I think they are just what's in fashion atm, I've just been on holiday and most young girls people around the pool were wearing thongs.

That was a horrible shit stirring task they gave Luca, glad he picked Jacques for one.

Def think Jay is going for distance with ES thinking she's keeping him down in the popularity stakes.

Jay is definitely playing a game - he has now identified Paige must be pretty popular and not that secure in her coupling so he’s going to try and charm her next!

Tasha looks fab tonight, major waist envy!

Feel like Luca always gets the banter right, choosing Jacques as the personality (even if being called needy was too close to home...!). I think them two genuinely get on which is quite nice considering he's Gemma's ex!

Poor Paige...she has a pretty shit choice between Jacques and Jay, but I guess Jacques is the lesser of two evils.

Must be due some new thong clad bottoms tomorrow....

Oh Dami ... I hope he doesn't change in the next few weeks ...

He's like a big cuddly teddy bear .. and so wants to be in the feels ...

Dami is ADORABLE!

Oo Paige didnt look that impressed at first..

Ooooo ES did not look pleased it wasn't her for the hideaway. That was a total Oscar's loser face.

He really is .. I want to have them round for Sunday lunch 😂😂😂

I bet he gives amazing hugs.

I don’t mean to be horrible but the contestants are nowhere near as attractive this year! P