Love Island 2022 - Thread 2 - Luca you make-a me wanna puke-a!

[TitsInAbsentia]

As you were...

I don't think Amber can complain that Indiah has 'her man'. Dami and Amber haven't shown any interest in each other at all. Do they ever fancy each other? The public put them together. I find it very odd that couples decided on only by the public are even trying to have a relationship with each other?

They will fall out though surely as indiyah will be taking Dami leaving Amber vulnerable if she’s not in a couple 😬 there is no attraction there though between Amber and Dami but then I didn’t know Dami liked indiyah that seemed to come out of nowhere

I find it very odd that couples decided on only by the public are even trying to have a relationship with each other?

Unfortunately the black contestants have no choice but to submit to the segregation imposed by producers / public. If they break up they’re not going to be given a choice of all the other housemates - so they’ll be single and likely to be evicted.

It’s shit, frankly - and makes me quite unbearably sad while watching.

Indiyah and Amber both had the chance to couple up with someone else only one or two days ago! Instead they both made their daft speeches. Even though it is traditionally Dami's job to tell Amber that he's planning to get off with someone else, Indiyah had just been planning and flirting with him and she gave none of that away to Amber.

I don't understand why Amber isn't popular, not at all. When she was trying to talk to Ekin-Su yesterday ES just kept jabbering. ES can only talk - not listen. She definitely has narc tendencies.

Apparently remi was ranting about indiyah on insta, very cringey.

First look is up.

Watched it twice for any giveaways about who's going but didn't notice any!

I agree with a pp who said the show isn’t that fun anymore, and actually the unseen bits are more lighthearted.
The main episodes just seem to be people pulling each other for repetitive boring chats, which is why everyone is craving drama, because there’s nothing else entertaining going on!

Assume first look is deliberately not much of a look, so we can't work out who went.

Who do we think will go? I’m guessing Amber girls but unsure boys. Maybe Andrew.

I don't like any of the current couples at all.

Amber has shown herself to be very mean when it showed her saying she was not going to be welcoming to Danica. That along with her constant eye rolling, she isn’t coming across well.

ES adds to the drama and excitement in the house. Without both Davide and ES, it would be a very very dull programme. People don’t care that they are narcs, they are interesting and quite fun to watch.

Goodness!

I’d seen comments about product placement on the show - and have really noticed it recently, but shrugged my shoulders.

Today I downloaded the app - and clicked the Shop the Show section. OMG. So, everything they do in the dressing room is performed to sell the products? It’s a bit shocking - never expected to feel foolishly naive in late middle age …

I don't mind Andrew. Perhaps he comes across as a bit dull because he hardly has any airtime?

I'd struggle to watch it with Maura as a presenter. I find her very annoying and fake.

I personally think they'd need another less well known presenter. The idea isn't to take attention away from the contestants imo.

I saw a photo of Maura yesterday and was shocked at how different she looked 😕

I'd like Amy Hart to present if it went to a past contestant.
I'd love a female voice over person too.

Agree Amy Hart would be a good host, I'm really enjoying her TikToks about it at the minute.

I listened to Alan Carr's podcast with Laura Whitmore today and laughed my head off when she said that before covid when she'd gone in to the house it stunk of BO and lynx africa. She said last time when she couldn't go in due to covid her and her mates had gone in on the results show for a nose around and she said it was absolutely grubby as anything 😂

Here's to another hour of can I have a chat?
Like why why why...

So surprised they haven't added extra tike to tonight's episode.
Nothing happens worth showing right🤔

Well, that kind of paved the way for Dami and Indiyah doesn't it

So drawn out. That it makes it boring .

Oooooh come on, tell us whooooo!
Ikenna...think we all called that.
Amber...bah...didn't want that result as it's too 'clean'. BUT WHAT! Getting Indiya to read it out was harsh!

Very convenient for Indiyah and Dami

Surprised Amber is going, she was probably my favourite girl.
Ekin-Su looks like she's gone a bit crazy with her eye concealer