Love Island 2022 - Thread 2 - Luca you make-a me wanna puke-a!

[TitsInAbsentia]

As you were...

Davide is so superficial. I can't get over him saying he likes Ekin Su because they look good and cute together. He loves the way he looks so much. He needs to be humbled

I actually feel a bit sorry for Davide because ekin su is pulling the dick move (how many times in my younger years did it happen!) Of starting a row to move herself away from him. Bring on a fiery lady for Davide that Jay is also interested in and let the action begin!

Agree, Limes, she could have made that so much easier by just saying she'd rather be with Jay. Doing it for the drama though. Amber should also just tell Dami if she's not bothered about him, I think he deserves better and I haven't seen any effort from her. Boring tonight.

100% agree

Ekin sue really went down in my estimation then, that was the perfect opportunity to have the chat and cool it with Davide but instead she went into across mode and came across a massive dick! Her behaviour then might have put Jay off.

Ikenna and Dami cockblocking Remi was beyond cringe, those relationships are dead in the water but they refuse to see and take their partners advice to improve the situation so no sympathy for them!

I actually really enjoyed seeing Luca and Gemmas interactions, they seem genuinely smitten and it’s interesting to watch the change in her. Also noticed a lot of jax and Paige together in the background so maybe that one’s a goer too!

*Actress mode

😂🤦🏽‍♀️

She didn't want to be straight with Davide so took the opportunity to make him angry so she can look innocent.
Tomorrows show will show the Ekin waterworks before bed with all the girls huddled around her... maybe Jay will be put off by the diva-ness ? Or he'll play it safe and couple up with her to stay in the villa.. until the next bombshell arrives

Also. It may have been said as I've joined late but I think Paige is so naturally stunning and has the best personality

I'm putting on Tash and Andrew to win

I haven’t seen any episodes since last Friday… is it even worth playing catch up? Can’t say I’d been finding any of them particularly engaging…

Or he'll play it safe and couple up with her to stay in the villa

I kinda feel like that's his plan anyway. He knows he needs a girl to pick him and I feel like Ekin made it known she'd jump ship the minute he walked in the door? I like Ekin (tonight aside) but I don't get the sense he likes her anymore than he'd have liked whatever girl seemed the most available and willing.

Could be wrong - but I think we'll see his true colours when the boys have the power and two new girls come in.

His true colours and lots and lots of CHATS.

Yep I said upthread she's jays safest bet I don't think he's that arsed he just wants to stay, Es is immature rich how she harps on about being older blah blah blah but then sneaking round like a twat, and starting that argument well fabricating an argument!

I can't help but feel Jacques just wants Gemma back and it's clear there's some unfinished business there. I look at Gemma in the mornings with Luca, she's all miserable (I hope he doesn't bring me a juice etc) then I see her having words with Jacques and they're bringing up the past etc both smiling and laughing.
Maybe he's a massive stalker and has gone in there to try and win her back.
Did anyone spot the first night he was in the villa when they were all asleep and he was lying there wide awake just looking up at the ceiling.
I'm getting weirdo stalker vibes personally. Eee

Didn’t like how ES behaved with Davide then. It won’t go down well with the public given that we literally just saw her admitting to Gemma that she has more of a connection with Jay. But as others have said I suspect she did that purely for the drama and to ensure she gets screen time. She’s playing a character for sure!

I don't know what it is about this year but I just can't get into it. It's all a bit meh.

I thought perhaps I'd matured, outgrown love island. Might even become one of those smug twats who comes on threads like this to tell people how intellectually superior they are. But no, I started watching S3 LI Australia and it's ace 😂. Things actually happen. So it's not me love island it's you. Obvs I will keep watching but I really hope it gets better, take a leaf from Australia 😁

No I def think Tasha will jump ship.

Tasha is hilarious. Admits she's not 100% with Andrew then gets butt hurt when somebody points out she's not 100% with Andrew. Can't have him wising up and moving on.

Amber...maybe it's just the edit we are seeing but it seems like Dami is doing exactly what she asked for but she's then fuming because he's done that and it's brought up that she might actually be the one at fault? She's a stunning girl but that's a stinking attitude.

For a group of attractive people they all seem to be terrible at flirting. [Or maybe I was just a very aggressive flirt in my youth on reflection]

Ekin Su is hilarious. If she had a diary in there I feel like she'd be writing out "MRS JAY" in all different fonts and trying out her new signature or something. She seems very 0 to 100 very quickly which I think will put people off fast.

Has anyone got the Ekin Su and Tasha braille ‘joke’ yet???

@ColonelNobbyNobbs nope, someone enlighten us..

Tasha is going to couple up with Davide?!? Possibly? Much rather Andrew to be dumped from The island for being single than Davide

Tasha was giddy with all the attention at first but I think she's suddenly copped on that she needs to hang on to Andrew to stay in.

So does this mean Davide will be voted off next? shame I was starting to like him

Nooooooo!!!!! That can't happen he's one of the few guys in the show with potential and personality

I’m guessing the girls are picking this time? As guys picked last time? I could be wrong though.

I don’t like Dami and amber together or indiyah and ikenna, clearly none of them are into the other one, I noticed when ikenna was talking to indiyah he kept stroking her leg, probably the most he has touched her since being there, no chemistry at all.

Ekin Su was awful tonight, feel like I’m the only one that thinks that! She’s nuts. Such a pot stirrer “I’m telling you girls because you’re the only 2 that deserve to know” and the chat with Davide was insane. Poor guy did nothing wrong 🥴

Yes she was acting crazy, the crawling along the floor was just weird then practically begging jay to kiss her, entertaining though, I think she’s trying to be a Megan as someone else said before “but I really fannnnnnncy you”’

The joke is 'Tasha is like Ekin-Su in Braille'

Which means Tasha is like a disability version of Ekin-Su

Obviously Braille is blind related! But they mean it as I said above^

People on Twitter think Tasha is getting away with a bit more as she's got hearing aid, and they think she can't decide between being like Tasha or being a solid couple