EASTENDERS 55 - ANY WHIFF OF A SPOILER AND BLONDES WILL HUNT YOU DOWN !!!!

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So Jean is finally getting help

will mock sleep with janine or will he get back with L

will L get sober

will they mention dot bless her soul passing away in real life

will Martin and Stacey get back together

will ruby have her baby soon. Must be due

what will happen to uncle festers addiction

will phil be released

any other stories I’ve missed ?

I forgot Denise @70isaLimitNotaTarget

as in people he saw every day

talk about shitting shagging on your doorstep 😂😂😂

Yes two dodgy men I. The alleyway

The two guys 'holding up' Sharon, Kat & Sam are the least convincing baddies ever!

Indeed, especially the long haired one with the Liverpudlian accent(?) who called the other one Kyle twice!!! Why didn't Sharon tell the policeman his name ffs.

Why does Shirley hate the Mitchels ? What's the deal with her granddaughter ?

Shirley hates Phil because he let Tina be accused by the police of assaulting Ian and she believes that she wouldn't have been murdered by Gray if this hadn't happened. I'm not entirely sure where Nancy fits in by I assume it's because Zac is Sharon's brother.

Shurl and Phil had quite an accrimonius split , I think Shirley was hearing Wedding Bells (eek) but Phil went back to Sharon .

Nancy was cheated on by Sharon's NoGood Cannot Keep It In His Pants Half Brother (because it's obvs Sharons job to keep him in check)
It was A Mitchell wot done the dirty with him (Sam) .....and Sam only did it to get back at Sharon

And it was a Mitchell (Ben) who killed Hevv (Heather)

A question from last night. When was Howie catfishing?

And, wowzers at Kat’s left boob.

I don't know that he was really. He used Vincent's Name/ID but I'm not sure it was really catfishing

I don’t think I was watching it then.

I think Kim booked "Vincent Hubbard Children's Entertainer" for a fake party expecting Vincent to turn up. It was Howie in a bear suit.

How Howie appeared on the scene is a bit complicated. All to do with Vincent and why Phil ended up in prison too!

Didnt Howie have Vincents monogrammed wallet or something? Which came from the scrap car place?

Does kat want phil to be a grass

again if only he hadn’t told anyone his offer he could have been out

Bloody hell Kat! She's definitely chosen the wrong woman. If only Sharon would have preempted Kat getting Sam back and told Kat Sam knew about her visiting Phil all along 🤔

Oh. Wrong choice indeed kat

Kats up shit creek now.
Anyone else wondering what Rainies going to live on (or is it just me having been a lone parent)?

Yes. Stuart should have been the one to leave. Then Rainie would have kept her support network around her and Jay or Billy could work at the funeral parlour again!

How do this women totter around on high heels ? I'm
Only jealous because I can't wear them!

I cant either, but then i'm already 5ft 11, so have never wanted to.

Jelly , your very tall !
I'm 5ft 7 and never been able to wear them.
Sharon's acting on Monday during the seize was a bit hammy, unusual for her!
Whole thing is a bit silly.

Siege rather .

Sharons never been BAFTA material though..
I agree though, i'm bored of Sam already, the whole thing is a stupid storyline..

No, but Sharon is normally a pretty decent actress! Maybe fed up with the high heels ( I would be)
I do not like Sam : she is smug and annoying !
Her face at times gets on my every nerves.