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I know Kylie is a sacred cow, but did anyone else think she was crap on Jools Holland's Hootenanny?

86 replies

scampadoodle · 09/01/2008 18:23

She may make great pop records but a sultry piano-top chanteuse she ain't...She just doesn't have a great voice, which is fine for what she usually does, but not much else.

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RubyRioja · 09/01/2008 18:23

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scampadoodle · 09/01/2008 18:24

Sorry, have just realised that the syntax is rubbish on that middle sentence - but you know what I mean...

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iMum · 09/01/2008 18:28

Yes, not so good-and the frock seemed to be to small for her, which given how petite she is is saying something

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handlemecarefully · 09/01/2008 18:30

I've never rated her, ever

slopeyjoe · 09/01/2008 18:34

she sings down her nose and sounds a bit like a kazoo.

and while she has shocking dress-sense, she looks better with some meat on her bones

franke · 09/01/2008 18:35

I thought she wasn't good. I also didn't think was any good when she performed at the final of the X Faxtor. And I think her current single is appalling. I think she should quit while she's ahead. I admire her, but I don't rate her as a performer.

pirategirl · 09/01/2008 18:37

pmsl @ kazoo.

I have never ever liked her, isipid, bland.

Yet I did enjoy her performances on the Hootenany, as she was rather more 'real' iyswim. I was surprised to see her move maybe?

Her voice is irritating, yet she could sing in tune.

I just love Jools tho, so was looking more at him

Flier · 09/01/2008 18:40

I liked her, we thought she was a bit tipsy, mind you, too. Dress was awful, and she usually looks so good.

hifi · 09/01/2008 19:02

she needs to cut down on the face lifts, she has a distinctive feline look of late.

SSSandy2 · 09/01/2008 19:07

never been a fan

scampadoodle · 09/01/2008 19:14

It was nice to see a modern icon with some flesh to them... It looked like an Herve Leger dress. But she can't really sing so the torch song was a mistake. & I agree with franke: her current single is just same-old, same-old. Maybe if 'Love-rat Oliver Whatsit' had stayed she'd have retired & had babies but as he didn't she's got nowt else to do. (like I'm so intimate with her life! )

Madonna's the same - a great pop star (love or loathe her) but a crap voice really.

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notnowbernard · 09/01/2008 19:17

Shite.

Thought it was a disappointing Hootenany all round, really

Maidamess · 09/01/2008 19:18

I didn't see the Hootenanny but today her new song came on and her voice!!!! That saccharine helium sound made my ears hurt.

bruhaha · 09/01/2008 19:19

she is not great - and i seriously do not understand the kylie exhibition of her clothes - it's at kelvingrove art gallery in glasgow at the moment and i don't get it.

Why is she an icon? and who made her one?

MyChemicalToilet · 09/01/2008 19:19

I admire what she's achieved with her talents, but she did look like a maggot in that dress.

Kimi · 09/01/2008 19:23

The dress was nasty and the singing was poor.

KrippledKerryMum · 09/01/2008 19:23

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Bluestocking · 09/01/2008 19:24

I quite liked her performance, and the dress, but it might only be because she was so shockingly bad in the Dr Who Christmas special. Oh my good lord, it must have taken everything David Tennant has to go on being so nice about her in all the interviews.

rantinghousewife · 09/01/2008 19:25

Saw a bit of it and I just think she looks freaky nowadays...too...much...plastic...surgery. She's starting to resemble that Bride of Wildensteen.

CloudAtlas · 09/01/2008 19:25

I thought she looked unafraid and womanly in that dress, she's got hips and obviously isn't ashamed of showing them, good for her. Also I thought she sounded good, she's a great performer.
That said, I'm not a fan really, and totally agre with the the poster who said she needs to calm down on the plastic surgery!

CloudAtlas · 09/01/2008 19:26

I saw Jon wotzisface ..simm on New Years Day and he sadi it had been recorded two weeks beforehand. Don't know why I was surprised really!

Pan · 09/01/2008 19:26

a (female) friend of mine as a soft spot for La Kylie - a bog in the west of Ireland. She claims "she can't act, can't sing , can't dance..she just knows how to walk".

but she does it ever so well.

rantinghousewife · 09/01/2008 19:28

I have to say that at least she has the good sense to keep her camel toe hidden though.

Greensleeves · 09/01/2008 19:29

oh dear oh dear