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Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

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Pebbledashery · 12/04/2022 21:24

For Thurs night.

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Pebbledashery · 19/04/2022 20:57

Over sized toddler going through ffs

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fourquenelles · 19/04/2022 20:57

Fuck off you stupid idiots. I am sooooo cross.

jay55 · 19/04/2022 20:57

Poop.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/04/2022 20:57

Fuckity

Pebbledashery · 19/04/2022 20:58

Put Angela, Farokh and Holly in a room. Murder.

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EsmaCannonball · 19/04/2022 20:58

They're talking about Farokh as if he's Marcel Duchamps, not someone who's served up a dry-looking sponge that he's half-inched off Pinterest.

ilovesooty · 19/04/2022 20:58

I was hoping to see the back of Angela.

Piggywaspushed · 19/04/2022 20:58

I actually like Hannah's dress.

Limer · 19/04/2022 20:58

I really don't want to explore the darkest recesses of Farokh's brain.

Pebbledashery · 19/04/2022 20:58

@EsmaCannonball

They're talking about Farokh as if he's Marcel Duchamps, not someone who's served up a dry-looking sponge that he's half-inched off Pinterest.
Esma, I do love you.
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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/04/2022 20:58

Shitwell just to top it off.

GrouchyKiwi · 19/04/2022 20:58

Bah. Sitwell.

See you on Thursday!

RomainingCalm · 19/04/2022 20:58

See you all on Thursday for more madness.

ilovesooty · 19/04/2022 20:58

See you on Thursday!

jay55 · 19/04/2022 20:59

See you Thursday.

Sunbird24 · 19/04/2022 20:59

Right peeps, got to go make my sandwiches for work tomorrow. Nothing unusual here, just ham & cheese.

fourquenelles · 19/04/2022 20:59

Until next time

jay55 · 19/04/2022 21:00

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Shitwell just to top it off.
I don't think they could subject Grace or Jay the forager and the moustache
Sunbird24 · 19/04/2022 21:00

I may not be here Thurs, it’s choir night…

viques · 19/04/2022 21:00

@EsmaCannonball

They're talking about Farokh as if he's Marcel Duchamps, not someone who's served up a dry-looking sponge that he's half-inched off Pinterest.
Not to mention raw fish.
GrouchyKiwi · 19/04/2022 21:00

You need to add some nettle to that Sunbird.

Halsall · 19/04/2022 21:01

Yes, the Junior Bake Off sponges were considerably more convincing, iirc.

viques · 19/04/2022 21:01

@Sunbird24

Right peeps, got to go make my sandwiches for work tomorrow. Nothing unusual here, just ham & cheese.
You’ve got time to nip out and forage something, ok it’s a bit dark out but that makes it all the more exciting and edgy doesn’t it…….
Sunbird24 · 19/04/2022 21:02

I’ve got dandelions in my lawn, would a few leaves count as foragey enough? Definitely not had any dogs on it…

viques · 19/04/2022 21:03

@Limer

I really don't want to explore the darkest recesses of Farokh's brain.
He will probably be serving it up, with fava beans and a nice chianti……

(John will have eaten it before and Greg will say it’s undercooked.)