Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

[Pebbledashery]

For Thurs night.

Celeriac non-steak can bugger off along with cauliflower non-steak.

I’ve now got ‘Rock me Amadeus’ stuck in my head…
(You’re welcome)

Celeriac steak is a new one on me.

Ooh, Amadeo is another looker isn't he?

Knocks spots off other salty sea dog.

Oh I missed the annoying forager. However, he is toooo old for a mun.

@EsmaCannonball

Amadeo and the Sea Captain are going to fight a duel with cutlasses on a plank. It's gonna happen. Hull vs. Lowestoft and it's going to be over curling tongs.

Another "unusual" oh dear

More unusual from John

Heh, first three were brilliant, second three fluffed it, what will the third three bring?

I think we've found the only man on the planet who is improved by a bun.

@Piggywaspushed

Ooh, Amadeo is another looker isn't he?

Knocks spots off other salty sea dog.

Mmmmmm my wizened old ovaries have plumped up again

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Oh I missed the annoying forager. However, he is toooo old for a mun.

How old is he? Assuming he isn't lying....

Just cook kedgeree. Ffs

@EsmaCannonball

I think we've found the only man on the planet who is improved by a bun.

Yeah, the mun is better than the unusual spiral perm effect, in my opinion

36? Fuuuuuck off.

Of course he's a drama lecturer.

Ah, a drama teacher. What a surprise.

Holly and Farokh meet up please.

FFS he's got a motto as well as a moustache

Drama 🤣

Holly and Farokh are from the theatre you know.

Creating fucking memories. Ffs

Farokh is like an inflated cartoon version of Strongman, who competed a few years ago and sometimes comes back as a wanky judge

Older than he looks Piggy.
My nephews husband is Phillipino. He posts some amazing looking food.

Bloody love adobo.

Farokh is like the Go Compare guy.