Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

[Pebbledashery]

For Thurs night.

KLAXON forager alert

She could not be more annoying.

Forager klaxon!

Giggling at all the forager klaxons.

Another with a picture in her attic. 56 my big fat bum

That hair swishing in the sea air

Lowestoft - very exotic! 🤣

Nonna 🤣

And the seaman has deployed the nanna

He is Italian and he says 'nan' Missed a trick there, mate.

Foraged nettles, the je ne sais quoi comes from the hint of local dog wee. (At least you hope it's dog.)

It’s bad enough that Jonty insists on calling them 'kufftas', but he’s now taken to saying 'puncetta'. His pronunciation just gets weirder all the time.

Wasn't sure whose house Amadeo used to go to...🤔
Some relative, maybe

Angela is annoying me already.

Oh no. Those gnocchi look like terrifying turds.

@EsmaCannonball

Foraged nettles, the je ne sais quoi comes from the hint of local dog wee. (At least you hope it's dog.)

Round my way it's 50:50

Amedeo reminds me of the guy in the 'Lynx Effect' advert on the beach.

@ilovesooty

Angela is annoying me already.

She has to go

Ohhh, it’s gnocchi! I did wonder.
It’s a terrarium not a terranium. 🙄

Oh no, simultaneously soggy and burnt gnocchi that's "Highly unusual"

Amadeo and the Sea Captain are going to fight a duel with cutlasses on a plank. It's gonna happen. Hull vs. Lowestoft and it's going to be over curling tongs.

"Highly unusual" isn't a compliment is it?

Yes they got your personality love. So did we.

Rapping Mauritian food

Sauce looks horrid