NEW MIC - who’s watching?

[MaryStuart]

Do we still care?
Well I do, cos I’m tuning in.
Pic below of Ep 1 drama.
Ruby / Rez….. oh pleeeaaassseee NOOOOO.

Maeva has gone full Gollum. She is only 28, James is 26, not sure what the rush is?

I forgot James dated Verity, Toff, Tiff and Frankie before Maeva.

Not keen on Liv, I miss Herman and Lucy Watson.

For some reason they are an episode ahead of the app. It makes stuff confusing on here !

Am genuinely astounded that Gareth is blaming Rez an Tris for Harv dipping his wick into someone else’s brazilian wax. Hunt the keep me relevant storyline time?

Good to see the old dry eye cry is happening. I don’t know what is worse about the voices though. The woe is me waily voice (Harv)or Larry the lamb (em).

Considering that Em was always very intense in their relationship, she is super accepting of it all. And very quick to move on. Strange.

I’m another one who thought that there was going to be more to this episode than there was. The clips were a bit previous.

Inga and l’il Sameh? You can do better hen. No need to go for the biggest cock in the coop.

Liv just as big a hole as ever.

And the girls egging on Maeva need to get themselves off to Bletchley. They should be stopping her. They know how he feels. Where is the girl code.

Miles? Get in there son. Save Maeva from that lettuce.

God I loathe Miles, he is the ultimate fuckboy.

If I was James I would be seething (again) that Maeva had chosen to speak to Miles about the proposal beforehand, what the actual fuck is the point of that? They're all still such kids about relationships.

Also, Verity trotting Emma out to speak to Diggers? Surely the whole point of dumping someone is that you don't have to speak to them if you choose not to. How was he the bad guy in that scenario?

It's almost like there's a producer in the background engineering dramatic scenes for entertainment...

The advance episode was good viewing though! I The Verity producing Emma moment was very odd!

I seem to have fallen into a time slip. I don’t recall some of the things mentioned happening in the latest episode.

At least it has saved me the job of having to watch next week.

I’m really bloody confused too! 🤔
I watched the E4 episode yesterday. This one (episode 5 - summary below).
I’ll watch the next one on All4 tonight, just to try and make sense of what’s going on on here!

Em seems to have been done with harv and his idiocy for at least a season or 2 anyway

Indeed kate

The smell I got from Em was eau de thankfuckforthat.

Liv is her own worst enemy. She’s so terrified of being hurt or taken advantage of that she behaves like the ultimate mean girl and just pushes everyone away. Then she cracks a little, shows she does actually care, gets some besties back and then fucks them over as soon as she feels confident again. Inga was absolutely right, Liv doesn’t have friends, she has minions.

Have James and Maeva got veneers in? Their teeth look awful and so fake!

Oh yes. Clearly the Turkish hop on hop off tic-tac-teef BOGOF boat pulled into Chelsea harbour for an afternoon and did the whole cast. Definitely less monied this lot. Barely a step up from the horror that is the Katie Price quarter of orange peel turned inside out gumshield look.

If everyone could just catch up on All4 that would be most helpful! 😀
Maeva looked absolutely stunning tonight. Paris worried me a bit - she looked so tiny and not quite herself.

From the episode before, I love Robbie and his boyfriend. They make a cracking couple.

Maeva is beautiful! Am I the only one who wants her and Miles together ?

Can't stand verity, sam, inga, liv, ruby, Rez .. so most of the cast 😂 where they were in Yorkshire was 5 mins from where I live

This thread is so funny 😆 BOGOF Turkey Teef boat and Dry Eye Cry/Larry the Lamb particular highlights 😅

I’m all caught up and throwing spoiler caution to the wind as others have done - da fuck was Maeva thinking, casting aside the pin-headed but gorgeous Miles for Clare Balding’s ugly sister-a-like James?! I do love Maeva but she needs to eat a burger, lay off the lip filler and have lots of scenes with Miles so he can speak French to her and make me go all unnecessary.

No Diggity for Emma, in any sense. How embarrassing, hovering around the place like the ghost of girlfriends past, while Diggers tries to claw his way through walls with his bare hands just to get away. Tristan’s head was practically octagonal in next week’s promo, he needs to let his hair grow a bit, and lose the 12yr old boy attire.

Remembered why I can’t bear Liv. She’s a wanker! I like Inga a lot and hope she leaves both the gel-headed malevolent imps behind her and hangs out with Robbie and Paris, two of the only nice-seeming people left in ‘SW3’.

Completely addicted to this show. I've seen most of the cast in my local parks filming at one time or another. Maeva totally stunning in real life, she is on the show but more so in RL. She was filming a scene on a bench arguing with James. Miles, I recognised his braying laugh from about 100m away and turned to see them filming a scene. Liv is tiny tall but so slim. Tristan walks his Mum's dog in the park near my child's school but this was before he took such a big role in the show so a while ago. Julius is better looking in RL - seen him twice - once with Sam Prince actually, before SP took on the look of a waxwork model! Remember Louise's Ryan? He was strutting through Westfield, head up high, just desperate to be recognised 😁. Jamie Biscuit's Candy Kittens office is a few streets away from me but haven't seen him. Seen Habbs and Melissa too. Saw Louise and Sam doing a public meet and greet one time too. I didn't bother.

Phew, didn't realise how many MIC spots I had till I wrote them all down!

I thought Maeva looking stunning in that black dress.

She and Miles would have adorable children.

I will forever love Mark Francis and Victoria. They are the highlight of the show for me. Victoria's current situation regarding Gaia's father sounds awful so I have sympathy for her. Mark Francis is hilarious and fascinating. If it wasn't for those two I might've given up watching.

I was never a fan of Miles but he won me over when he cried and spoke French to Maeva pre-proposal. My heart broke for her when that wet lettuce said no! She should be with Miles for sure.

Definitely don’t need to watch next week now…

@SheldonesqueTheBstard Oh you do, you defo do!
I just have watched it and it’s a corker.
I’m not Maeva’s biggest fan but wow, she looks amazing in that dress.
And Miles talking French - hello, or should that be Bonjour… 😍
But wtf James. I never really got what she saw in him. Now I defo don’t.

Will try to catch at the weekend your ladyship….

Miles does himself a bloody disservice on this programme but he hasn’t ever got over her I don’t think.

I’m not buying the verity thing. She could chomp off little Miles at 20 paces to boot.

Maeva wants the whole caboodle. Nowt wrong in that lettuce not wanting it but come on - don’t bastard film that humiliation.

I’ve seen the clips of her in the frock. She’s a beauty. Bonnier before she fichered with her face but it is her face and if it made her happier…

I’d melt at the French. No lie. Non fib?

Back in the day when I was young and thinner a colleague not unlike Miles used to touch the back of my neck and speak French to me. Nowt mucky mind. Every day pleasantries.

I was too smitten with an arse to realise it might’ve been a flirt. I looked like Les Dawson so I thought it was a forces piss take. I learned some years later I was very much mistaken.

Sigh.

So I am hoping for an M&M story. That limp lettuce can do one.

Maeva looked incredible in that dress

sometimes I can’t believe they film what they do eg proposal and the answer

the French speaking was very oof and attractive

It looked like the Miles reaction was genuine. I usually find him unbearable - gorgeously unbearable - but him and Maeva were obviously properly in love before. First love is so intense, isn't it?

Really hope Diggers doesn't get back with Emma, something about her I don't like.

Em was an absolute hole to one of the girls (Maeva?) and I saw a side of her that brought my inner Nan raaaaaaigght aaaaaaaaht.

I like her not.

My bff described Emma as 'South African Patsy Kensit'