NEW MIC - who’s watching?

[MaryStuart]

Do we still care?
Well I do, cos I’m tuning in.
Pic below of Ep 1 drama.
Ruby / Rez….. oh pleeeaaassseee NOOOOO.

😂😂yes!

The way miles treats woman wouldn't be accepted if he wasn't seen as "beautiful looking god " most people fawmingvover him seem to think.or would he have so many fans.theyd all rightly think he was a horrible shit.

I feel like the odd one out for not rating his looks or personality

Absolutely not alone on that front. He makes me feel quite ill. And he has the worst tattoos I've seen.

I do enjoy the arguing with Rez though

Issy is beautiful. But I randomly think that if a caricature artist were to draw her, he'd make quite the feature of her mouth.

Speaking of features each time Harvey is on screen I think or say look at that hairline. Not sure why he’s hot property atm with two wanting him

I also think Ollie is chubby and loves himself more than he does his husband, can’t remember his name

I really dislike Ollie. I do like his husband Gareth though.

I really, really dislike Ollie. I am 50, in good nick with long blonde hair and could likely carry a baby much easier than O fucking Locke, despite my menopause. He is a misgonyst pig. The hair and Over50Sue comment. I could give him a comment or two.

I hate Ruby.

Whatsit and eyeliner are horrible.

I only like Amanda de Cadanet.

It[s like a play Satre would write about hell. I feel I really am done now. I am not watching it any more. I am agreeing with Sam Prince FFS.

Where is @ArcaneWireless when we need her?

I am here.

I’ve still to watch my @adriftabroad myfriend 😁. My indignity hump is already throbbing at the minted getting another free holiday in return for coming out with scripted pish.

standby. 😘

I like Ollie and Gareth

Ball for too weeks isn't a bad job. Bet the TOWIE are fuming

Crikey, Sam and Inga are horrible!

Oh my - this is shit! Long time MIC fan but couldn’t give a flying fuck about these kids!

Also, the Locke Lockes are grating a bit. So many couples suffer years of infertility and they come across a bit like because they are rich and gay and paying for it, it is worse.

I'm not Inga's greatest fan, but it's true that Ruby has been horrible to her right from the start.
A couple of seasons ago, when Inga spent the night with Miles (when they were away in a country retreat somewhere), Ruby was spitting feathers with jealousy of Inga (since she fancied Miles) and was awful and dismissive to Inga. So Inga is right not to give her the time of day. Can't stand Sam Prince though; he seems so immature, childish and untrustworthy.

Of the current lot in Bali, I like Emily, Izzy, Yasmine and even Miles! The mean girl gang seem to be Ruby, Melissa, Arabella and the blonde girl who lives in Bali.
I miss seeing Liv and Habbs.
LOVE the show though - brings me back to my youth of traveling abroad, tanned, no worries, having spontaneous adventures.

Still struggling with the ‘we’re pregnant’ shit. Only a woman can get pregnant. Having hair like a ‘Sue’ doesn’t count. Nor does buying one. Biology.

Plus they appear to be a pair of shitestirring hoops. Dramz.

Twould be nice if they had paid for the woman to go to the wellness retreat. Cheapskatez.

Is emotional/ice kissing a thing these days? Yaaaaaas and the weepy shit. Dramz. Yawnz.

Missy and Rubby act like kiss chase 6 year olds. Titz.

They have a problem. Don’t blame it on a cunty coupon. Nonsenz.

Emz is channelling LVDP. And LVDP is looking fresher. Rulez. True datz.

L’il Sameh gets on my norks. But I too am still team Slinga.

Respeckz. (But really just for Inga)

Miles. More dramz. Still looks like the little head Beetlejuice man. Cock.

Jamie Lang is on the Christmas pottery special on ch4
Loved seeing some of the old gang hang out on socials the other day.rosie,binkieand Louise. Louise and Ryan's baby is Devinely cute! They are clearly all really good friends.

Miles now has a podcast.called playtime. Ugh and you have to pay for exclusive content.god Instagram folk are fuckers

Julius. A guru? Nope.

Harv. He sounds broken. Not comfy.

Girl to girl Awfybella? L’il Sameh ain’t acted like a prince. That doesn’t mean you should strive to outcunt him.

Bikini stories. Only Fanz but for free. Yet it apparently bears repeating. A lot. Hilaire.

Of course Rubby is desperate to know. She needs the dramz to keep her face that way. The only saving of face right there. Lilz a shitchatting twat too.

Inga not a twat.

Emz trying to channel Rita Hayworth. Fail.

And not one acknowledgement for the mother and how she is.

Enough said.

Exactly. The woman has to go through so much but nope - it’s all about them!

Yeh I’m finding the we’re pregnant part a bit much.. no one is pregnant in that frame just the woman who is

I’ve changed my mind re Sam lately I find him so unflappable and dryly amused in his delivery it’s better than Ruby and Melissa’s mean gang thing. But then I can’t take to Melissa

Oh, "we have miscarried". Again.

No, the surrogate miscarried. I cannot get over Ollies views on "women over 50" and neither shall I ever like him again. I feel sorry for Gareth who is beginning to feel embarrassed..

team slinga and Emz is channelling LVDP 😂

Missy might not require lube.

She does, however, require a scold’s bridle. And manners.

As for the playtime?

Jesus. Only school kids and/or creepy bastards ever call something “playtime”

I’ll pass on the exclusive content. It probably involves a sock.

or an arsehole.😁

I feel sorry for Gareth who is beginning to feel embarrassed..

and here’s me giving him the benefit of the doubt and thinking it was sunburn.

He’s the only bugger that hasn’t gone dallying with gas mark 9 ….

🤣🤣

I watched a couple of old MICs and Ollie was unbearable then. He was so mean to Gabriella. I find the whole surrogacy thing very uncomfortable.

I watched a clip of Miles on Instagram doing some kind of chat bit and it was awful. He’s a proper prick.