NEW MIC - who’s watching?

[MaryStuart]

Do we still care?
Well I do, cos I’m tuning in.
Pic below of Ep 1 drama.
Ruby / Rez….. oh pleeeaaassseee NOOOOO.

the only ones i like are maeva and miles and emily
india is qualified in being REALLY dull.

thank god harvey hasn't made an appearance.
i know that i'm not feeling myself when i was enjoying watching sam prince last night. he seems to like his jester role.
i wonder if sophie will ever go back. apparently she's 35 but rez is also 35 and he's still in it.
i hope liv and tristan stay together. liv's parents house sold for £30 million apparently.

tristan's mum is stunning.

I ruddy cannot stand Olz and gaz. Maeva’s hormones? The making of her? Wtaf? You are both so feckin wrapped up in your own baby quest that you have forgotten about what women go through when they are pregnant. That’s right. WOMEN. They are growing babies. Their bodies go through so many changes and fluctuations to make that happen.

You two are making it happen with the grand gesture of spaffing in a cup and putting your hands in your wallets.Think on.

Diggers total gent as always with his apology. M’julie greetin about being humiliated. 🖕🏼 Not as humiliated as poor India feels about just being a hole. Not as much of a hole as M’julie is though lass.

Lifestyle coach? That’s going to turn into a pile of shite at the stroke of midnight. And you’ll be pulling Cinderella’s shoe from out your arse.

India love. You can do better than that absolute lettuce. He’s no more sorry than I am after eating a packet of jaffacakes. Sorry not sorry pish.

I don’t know what Maria’s been eating but jeezo. She looks bloody beautiful. Jimmy’s punching. Love her.

I can’t say the same about the wee prince (Said in the MN fashion…) Someone left the lid off the domestos. And someone poured it ower his head. Probably him. As attractive as lice.

Alrhough he is now vaguely reminding me on Tiny Tears circa 1970s. Pic attached. I’m not wrong…

Miles was proper blown out. I reckon that doesn’t happen much bless him.

Tris’s maw alway his number one. Jog on Liv. Been there done that.

it ain’t pretty.

“mumsies crumbsies”?

Tae fuckie wuckies.

The sex (not gender - sorry but it needs saying) reveal of the babby though 😍. Maeva’s boy child (sung like Boney M dontcha know)😍😍 👶🏽

The Sammy M’julie Mexican stand off? I’m not a fan of Sammy but I loved him calling out M’julie.

#tellithowitisTinyTearsmkII 😊

Maeva NOT Maria. ‘Sake 🤬

This hits the nail on the head. But sometimes I wonder if any of them really love the other or they're all just using each other.

Rez and Ruby can't stand each other but seem terrified of being alone - it's a little pathetic because Rez is 35 and has been on Tinder on and off for years. Ruby is incredibly self absorbed too. Surely they know it's the end of the road???

Liv and Tristan - again, 2 people who really struggle with being single despite talking about how much they like it. Who regurgitates a relationship this many times when you're young and possibilities are endless. Think they're both quite neurotic, hence toxic.

I do think James and Maeva love one another in that way where love is the only thing interesting in their lives. Without a relationship, they're both very boring people. They're both a little dim, no adventures or hobbies or side hustles or even big social networks. Maeva is great entertainment but she doesn't seem to have any friends or life of her own on her IG or the show! Remember her crying one season how lonely she was with no friend and James was it, moved to suburbia for him. Helluva lot power to concede to a man. And I think James knows he has the upper hand which suits him.

I like Emily for dumping Harvey instantly and not going back. And like Miles for owning the fact he's a player. Julius is a weirdo - his brother is a life coach and he seems to have just followed his footsteps without having the same life experience. Want to shake India for wasting TWO YEARS on him.

I'm unable to not look at their teeth this season. Wtf is going on? They've all got veneers right? They really don't look real and waaay too white.

Loving Digby this season, he looks like the only natural one there. Julie is awful, never liked him but here he is so clearly NOT sorry for his behaviour.

My theory is that the producers hate Julius. They show the others talking shit about him and edit the show to make him look dreadful (with a lot of help from him).
Can he not tell how badly he is coming across?

@MarshaBradyo Yep.

Julius has now reinvented himself as a player, poor India. The whole Maeva reading her diary thing was very unpleasant and made her look ridiculous too.

They all have Turkey teeth.

How the actual jeff are folk dripping over M’julie? Have I missed an episode where he has swung summat girthy about? Has he had a number one? Has he got his own private island? What the ruddy bloody hell has he got going on?

And the wee prince. Christ.

Willow is pretty much spoiled for choice. like picking between gonorrhoea or syphillis

Loved the Mallorca dancing. I wish Maeva felt better about herself. She looks amazing.

But Maeva mate - you don’t read folks’ diaries queen. Naughty naughty very naughty. Ebeneeznotgoode.

And telling others? And telling her? Brave 🫣

But seeing as everyone else is yapsing about your hormones making you erratic? Horny? Moody? Blame it on them. 😏

Rubby and the yellow top… 😶😶
(couldn’t find an emoji with just one dot)

The girls winding India up to confront M’julie? Nah. She is too hurty. Not a good thing.
And Willow wondering how it is frosty? Has she no awareness? They can see who they like but smirking through it? Hmm.

Emz pimping Miles. Ew.

And Maeva unpimping him tonight 🤣

The dramz. 🎭

😂Sheldon.

I cannot stand Ollie at the mo and his personal tragedy. I really like his husband though.

Willow is being a bit irritating now and Julie has behaved so wrongly re persuing his career as a life coach.

Sam P clearly has a serious addiction, which shows on his face, I guess cocaine (pure/good heroin would not induce puff face and I doubt alcohol)

@marmiteadict they really do! It will be such an aging look in 10 years.

Oooooooh adrift

I thought that the wee prince had been having fillery things for breakfast, lunch and tea. But you are right. Tis puffy rather than full….

I did not think that was indicative of things.

Who knew 😏

Who was the girl on a date with Miles who thought it was cool to be toxic and have daddy issues? Think he dodged a bullet there! She had an overfilled face too, why do these young girls bother honestly?!

it’s so weird that James and Digby were pretty universally loathed on here a few seasons ago and now they’re the best blokes by a long way. Although I do quite like Miles too. Lovable scamp.

I see Prince’s metamorphosis into Jamie Laing has stepped up a gear 👱

Ah so glad I've found this. Laughing out loud at episode 1 of Mallorca

Hooray - can't believe I haven't found this sooner. Shamelessly place-marking ready for tonight.

I love Miles!

catching up with yesterdays, what is this wicker man shit?

i heart ❤️ maeva’s orange paisley dress

Watched last one

Maeva is a big old meany when it comes to anyone Miles is seeing

India finally seemed to stop losing it poor thing

Next lot of episodes coming up soon, see you all then ;

Oh the coming soon!
So Harvey slept with Inga?
Sam Prince slept with someone else
Emily is dating a tall guy
Mini mark Francis had a threesome and wrecked his relationship?
Ruby has done something else, oooh maybe Sam Prince
Miles is continuing his summer fling to prove something to himself maeva and the coaches on celebs go dating
Empathy lacking willow followed Julius back to London (what is it worth him he makes my skin crawl he's so cringey)
Irritating Verity is back
Maeva continues to Maeva

Sounds like a better series than this one!

Loving the new series, Julius is just such a terrible human, preaching to everyone else then treating a woman like absolute shit.
He’s also so cringey, it’s an awful combination.
they’re really milking Maeva being pregnant like no-one else has ever been pregnant … but I like her and James and I’m glad it worked out.
I thought miles was just a player but it turns out he does have feelings and am liking him a lot more now!
Emily is probably one of my faves, she’s strong and doesn’t take any shit.
ruby and Rez need to give up.

Wheeling out the mummaz. Eeee.

And having a bit of japes about yer grandad spaffing on yer maw’s neck. Lovely. Nothing like a bit of incest to chortle about 🤨

And if India is like her daughter, what kind of shit has he been feeding them both?

India found her orbs though.

Heavy petting Jules = nothing happened? My arse. In my day it at least involved digits. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Maeva had a stir but at least she told pissy the truth. No other fucker will.

India ain’t moving on… single white female springs to mind.

Emz and Miles didn’t have a discussion with the new squeeze. They could have set her straight. They didn’t. Maeva did 😈

Jules kissing willow in front of India again? I’ve licked my knife with more love!

Miles also looked as though he was convincing himself with pissy.

Emz’s new squeeze is sporting a massive pair of browz.

“Being a bitch and then there’s Maeva” Liv? Honestly?

Fucking great big POT chopsing there ms kettle…

Rez and Rubby need other folk to rub.

Issy. Clearly.

And olz and gaz trying to keep their opinions of Tris off their faces failed miserably.

Looking forward to the new episodes, Julius is awful but his Mum was sweet.