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Masterchef: Homage to potatoes, Greggs inner depths and Holly works in the theatre did you know?

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Pebbledashery · 30/03/2022 20:49

Here we go.

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GrouchyKiwi · 01/04/2022 20:51

Wasn't Alexina the one who nearly made someone cry last year with her spicing levels?

fourquenelles · 01/04/2022 20:51

Just to let you all know that I can't wat h live as I am front of house manager tonight but I don't need to. Your comments have given me the mental pictures I need to know exactly what's going on. Unfortunately one of those mental images is Greggggg dribbling over Wooden Top.

RomainingCalm · 01/04/2022 20:51

There's a MN post in the making.

"I went to a friend's house for dinner. She a lovely friend and a very good cook but we were served two cubes of beetroot with two cubes of pear and a swirl of whipped cheese. AIBU to have stopped for a Wimpy on the way home?"

Pebbledashery · 01/04/2022 20:51

Tigi is like the bloke that just walked in off the street by mistake

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Pebbledashery · 01/04/2022 20:52

@RomainingCalm

There's a MN post in the making.

"I went to a friend's house for dinner. She a lovely friend and a very good cook but we were served two cubes of beetroot with two cubes of pear and a swirl of whipped cheese. AIBU to have stopped for a Wimpy on the way home?"

😂😂😂😂😂 Mic drop. I'm done 😂😂
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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2022 20:52

They are all just filler for the winners from last week.

jay55 · 01/04/2022 20:52

How fast this lot have gone from hopeful amateurs to Andi Peters level food pretension.

littlbrowndog · 01/04/2022 20:53

Them judges with their white gnashers ☹️ And same old comments

viques · 01/04/2022 20:54

Tigi can come to my house for tea any day, I will get in extra beer!

EsmaCannonball · 01/04/2022 20:54

Come on, Tigi. Take Dame Sybil Thorndike out.

Pebbledashery · 01/04/2022 20:54

Why do they instantly become tossers when they are a former finalist

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littlbrowndog · 01/04/2022 20:54

John bored out of his skull

GrouchyKiwi · 01/04/2022 20:54

The only one I'm confident about is Holly.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2022 20:54

@fourquenelles

Just to let you all know that I can't wat h live as I am front of house manager tonight but I don't need to. Your comments have given me the mental pictures I need to know exactly what's going on. Unfortunately one of those mental images is Greggggg dribbling over Wooden Top.
Why Fourq, are you in the Theatre? You know it’s compulsory to mention it at least three times a show. 😚 Gods, so fucking dullllll.
jay55 · 01/04/2022 20:54

I'm so fed up of judges complaining about sweet desserts.

Pebbledashery · 01/04/2022 20:54

I think Holly is annoying

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Sunbird24 · 01/04/2022 20:55

Fuck off Gregggggg

ilovesooty · 01/04/2022 20:55

I really like Holly yeah...

We noticed.

GrouchyKiwi · 01/04/2022 20:55

Sarah is through, then.

Pebbledashery · 01/04/2022 20:55

@fourquenelles has Holly got an under study whilst she's on masterchef?

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RomainingCalm · 01/04/2022 20:55

@jay55

How fast this lot have gone from hopeful amateurs to Andi Peters level food pretension.

I almost miss the olden days of hopeful/hopeless amateurs with strange experimental combinations, portions that would feed a small town and no idea what a sous vide is.

viques · 01/04/2022 20:55

“Holly has got ambition”: yup. That’s true. I think she wants your job Gregggg.

Pebbledashery · 01/04/2022 20:56

Holly looks about 6ft there

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2022 20:56

Holly trying to look surprised, but can’t.

Halsall · 01/04/2022 20:57

Holly's range of expressions 😂😂

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