Masterchef: Homage to potatoes, Greggs inner depths and Holly works in the theatre did you know?

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go.

It’s a pity Mike couldn't meet the dentist chappie from the last intake - they could have had a gnasher-off

Rather dull

No babythyme, micro leaves or edible flowers on the tarte takin? I thought they were obligatory.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Was he blonde last year?

Heading that way yes

Did the blonde guy win last year. Omg I totally forgot last year. Covid years all rolled together in a horrific way

Oh no, I need the other chefs to vanquish Holly.

Neonate poo?? Seriously?

Apparently she also went to Texas

I couldn't eat oysters if you paid me.

Gawd ilove oysters

Mike has Katie Price teeth

@HMSSophia

Neonate poo?? Seriously?

What? I must have missed that episode.

It looked like both the chaps had their napkins tucked into the neck of their T-shirts to eat their oysters - did I imagine it?

And let’s face it, Greggg knows cheesy.

There’s an oyster bar near us. Do Friday specials. 👏👏👏👏

I love oysters raw or battered but grilled with stuff on makes me shudder.

Holly would be furrowing her brow if she could

She's going through unless she screws up now.

Gregg fawns all over the young women, spends way more time with them and it's gross

Well I never been in nearly 3. Years dunno if they are still there. £1 an oyster

Awfulsmear there sweetie.

Waitressing skills coming in handy there.

I do hate when they smear

Why is Greggggg seeming far more invested in the success of Holly's dishes than anyone else's?

She'll probably cry and then she'll get through