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Masterchef: Homage to potatoes, Greggs inner depths and Holly works in the theatre did you know?

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Pebbledashery · 30/03/2022 20:49

Here we go.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/04/2022 20:07

I had veggie steak sandwich,aka big fuck off mushrooms. Dh is still on kitchen duty as I’m a germ ridden thing. Gods, he drives me mad. “Whaaaat shall we haaaaave?”“Oooooohhwhat, where’s ...” “Have we got.......” crash bang. Welcome to my world knobby.
Ioan seem particularly erm, highly strung tonight.

Pebbledashery · 06/04/2022 20:08

It's not a homage to nan if nan is still alive.

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Blueberrycreampie · 06/04/2022 20:08

@Pebbledashery

All of that sounds delicious, except for the mushrooms as I'm dangerously allergic to them.
These ones were free as Waitrose didn't charge for them as they were nearly out of date. They tasted all the better for it!
GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2022 20:08

I really like Ibz.

Pebbledashery · 06/04/2022 20:08

Ibz is a messy cook.

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RomainingCalm · 06/04/2022 20:08

"What kind of cook are you Ioan?"

"Er... mostly body parts"

Evening all!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/04/2022 20:09

@Pebbledashery

It's not a homage to nan if nan is still alive.
As far as we know...
EsmaCannonball · 06/04/2022 20:09

Did Bruce Forsyth and Ted Bundy have a baby and call him Ioan?

(Actually, I'm sure he's lovely. Just very, very keen to do well.)

Pebbledashery · 06/04/2022 20:09

Is Nazya a doctor?

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lettingthedaysgoby · 06/04/2022 20:10

I'd eat Ibz's food in a heartbeat, my kind of scran.

littlbrowndog · 06/04/2022 20:10

I like him

Pebbledashery · 06/04/2022 20:11

Yemi cooks for the 5000

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/04/2022 20:11

Gegggggs face when he does this 😃 just, just arrrgh fuck offf.

littlbrowndog · 06/04/2022 20:11

She should just do fish and salad

GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2022 20:12

I love the idea of just shoving a whole fish into the deep fryer.

jay55 · 06/04/2022 20:12

The fish looks gorgeous, like from a beach cafe when on holiday.

Pebbledashery · 06/04/2022 20:12

Fried fish aside from chip shop fish is not a smell I want in my house

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Blueberrycreampie · 06/04/2022 20:12

I know someone called Yemi and was hoping it would be her.🙁

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/04/2022 20:12

Well if Yemi and Ibz get through to the mass catering round no one else will need to do anything.

Pebbledashery · 06/04/2022 20:12

Michaela is very odd looking

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littlbrowndog · 06/04/2022 20:13

Fish in a deep fat fryer. ❤️❤️❤️

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/04/2022 20:13

If you aren’t fucking creative why the hell do you come on here?

lettingthedaysgoby · 06/04/2022 20:14

Did we know Sonu was deaf before? It explians a lot.

Blueberrycreampie · 06/04/2022 20:14

Cassadiyas?

littlbrowndog · 06/04/2022 20:14

We did