Masterchef: Homage to potatoes, Greggs inner depths and Holly works in the theatre did you know?

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go.

Evening chuffs. Thought I’d start with this post by someone I follow on Twitter. With the extra ggggs I wonder if she was One of Us.

Evening gang ❤️❤️
Just watching Jean embarrassing herself in eastenders

Evening all, giving it another whirl this week after getting annoyed with the quality of contestants and the general gurning from John and Gregg last week

The contestants are more greasy spoon rather than fine dining

I was just watching mick snogging Jeanine 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Evening all.

That was a terrifying image you shared, OhWhat.

@littlbrowndog

I was just watching mick snogging Jeanine 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

It was vile

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow what a delightful image.

I've had a full on Jamaican feast for dinner so will be extra critical of tiny portions tonight.

Evening all

I had spag bol

It's not a market. It's a room with food in.

Hello Chuffians, I’ll probably need to be brought up to speed as am crafting my very own culinary masterpiece aka a late and thrown-together dinner spag bol again

Evening all, just made it! Who looks good in this lot?

Most of these candidates have really annoying faces

We had oven fish and chips because I could not be bothered. I did toad in the hole yesterday, so that's OK.

I like invention tests. It's one of the better rounds.

Poussin is one thing I've never eaten

There are too many ingredients in these invention tests. I miss when it was a surprise box of food.

@Pebbledashery

I had spag bol

I had tarragon chicken with mushrooms, and rice with broccoli on the side. It was yummy even though I say so myself!

Gregg couldn't get away fast enough there

We had Morrisons curry. Very good.

My favourite favourite round is when they pretend they've given them kitchen scraps to work with.

Just catching up, first chance to watch live. I have Questions....

Why did what's his face who went out serve everything in cast ion pots?

And why bang on at length about being Jewish and how important food is in a Jewish household (absolutely right and good) and then cook a non-kosher dish?

Ioan is annoying

All of that sounds delicious, except for the mushrooms as I'm dangerously allergic to them.

Ioan has crazy eyes

Agreed I want to chop Ioan's head off.
Gran mention at first breath.