MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ve saged.

Sorry all, I caved and watched Monday's episode....( no spoilers tho...) 😂

@finished31

So to those who are watching it quicker, just how are you doing it?

I'm on virgin and the bastard won't let me skip to the next episode. Livs a twat

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@finished31

I'm really shocked that Sam, Tamara & Celina haven't really had Dom's back.

She did wrong, apologised and unless it's clever editing look like only Ella has her back along with some of the men.

Selina has been sweet, but completely devoid of any ability to partake in anything. She's been pretty much a wallflower in this whole thing.

@finished31 I agree, I’m a bit adverse to confrontation but even I’d be shouting that Liv is way off on her interpretation. She didn’t ‘wave a glass’ in Liv’s face, she shouted, walked off. Liv has been utterly unhinged the last couple of episodes, I really dislike her.

@BloodyRona

Thank you. X

[quote finished31]@BloodyRona

Thank you. X[/quote]
I hope you have no plans this weekend…

Hi Gang, just caught up. Damn All4 only putting it on the App so I've had to squint at it on my phone like Mr Fucking Magoo instead of watch in comfort on my Laptop.

Anyway I'm a bit disappointed, I was hoping Liv was going to go off harder and bite herself in the arse by sending Jackson running for the hills but instead she was just low-level snide & the most chance she has of harming Dom now is boring the poor Woman to death

I'm LIVING for the moment they find out about Cling-on and Dan. I hope Liv actually spontaneously combusts with the double-blow combination of shame-by-proxy & self-righteousness at seeing someone else doing wrong. Monday seems eons away, it's practically a human rights violation.

I'm tempted to sneak it, DP has offered to download it (he's a bloody saint, given how much he hates this reality drivel) but I don't know anyone in RL who watches so what's the point if I then have to bottle up all my thoughts until Monday anyway?

Have just finished the final episode. Can’t wait for the reunion!

@BloodyRona

Have just finished the final episode. Can’t wait for the reunion!

@BloodyRona this isn't the thread for you, we are still watching it at the channel 4 pace, before you give away any spoilers.

@ImInStealthMode there is another thread for those of us who have watched ahead at Australian pace if you do want to have a sneak peak

Every time I make my toast in the morning I will think of Mitch's little toast roof he makes to stop the condensation.

[quote brittanyfairies]@ImInStealthMode there is another thread for those of us who have watched ahead at Australian pace if you do want to have a sneak peak[/quote]
Thanks, but if I jumped ahead I'd only do the one episode and still wouldn't want spoilers from after that

I do find the Liv/Dom situation a bit like a study in bullying. Watching Liv being unable to enjoy her evening, she's not over it but everyone else is. She can see that she's lost the battle for hearts and minds and it makes her mad.

She now at the turning point - drop it or go full self destruction. Especially as we know that her ally (Carolina) might be just about to expose herself.

@dillite

Clina quickly feel in behind Olivia's grade a mean girl didn't she. And she never seems to have anything much to say for herself, she tends to parrot what Olivia says

I actually question how she has been able to build a business. She seems completely devoid of any sort of intelligence. She parrots everything that Liv says. When it comes to men, she parrots the same 4 qualities- beach, gym, coffee, breakfast. And we are supposed to believe that she's a successful business woman?

Sam and Tamara are just your classic mean girl suck ups. They have no personality or life in them. Claim to be ambitious and mature and yet behave like spoiled brats and wouldn't be able to ask for water when dying of thirst.

Kate. She's just nasty. The more they show her, the more she shows that it's not her looks that are the issue.

I agree about Carolina, I think though she bangs on about having a hard upbringing her looks have given her a huge amount of privilege and it’s ironic that she doesn’t recognise this when she belittling Deon for having a nice upbringing.

Also Sam and Al, they seem to be expecting Al to mature 10 years in 2 days, whereas Sam can just say I ambitious and mature but never show it. Al has a lot more emotional maturity than most of them, he has often used humour to defuse situations and was one of the few people who went to Holly when she was isolated.

Mitch really surprised me last night when he complimented Dom, that seemed really heartfelt. Him and Ella and Jack and Dom ended up looking like the adults in the room. Olivia crawling over to the girls in the corner and wingeing just looked like a petulant child.

@thebigpurpleone thanks for being the thread police; I haven’t given away any spoilers. Just as you can say you’re looking forward to the next episode on Monday - so am I. 🙄

Poor Selina seems to be always stuck with somebody monologuing their woes at her during the dinner party. She seems to nod sweetly along. I felt for her stuck in the middle - literally - with Kate giving out about her husband while he sat there on the other side of Selina.

I do the toast roof thing too and I felt a kindred connection when Mitch did that

Why is Kate always so miserable? I think she's on the show to promote her business along with a few others

I see her like a Gillian McKeith

@Wastwater yes totally agree
And so far most awful moment for me was when ixpert John said to Mitch all the crap about if they can survive the ixperiment it will make them strong etc and then ‘remember, we’re here to help not hinder’ can’t believe he said that with a straight face! Bollocks they are! 😆
Sure the honesty box and photo lining up challenge is sooooo helpful not designed to cause drama at all 🙄 and the terrible matches! Come on John!

I don't know. I think Kate has genuine ishoos and she's being faced with the fact that what she thought she wanted (a man who says she is beautiful and says he wants her) turns out to be not what she wanted at all (she's suddenly realized she needs to fancy him back). I think she'd be better off in therapy to work out what really is the right thing for her.

Cross- points. I was saying "I don't know" to finished's point about her being on the show to promote her business. Somebody who says baby corn is fun isn't someone I'd go to for nutritional advice.

cross-posts. Ugh. I haven't been drinking at 11am.

Didn't they say that Kate lives with her twin sister?

@orangeisthenewpuce

Didn't they say that Kate lives with her twin sister?

Can you imagine how fun that must be....bet the neighbours cant sleep for the giggling and laughter from next door