MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ve saged.

Carolina saying -hold on to your glasses, everyone- is so funny.

I wonder what Daniel's niece will make of Auntie Carolina???
( and WAS that Don leaving the couples' retreat wearing Dion's trackie???? Dink's trackie is the star of the show.)

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

Fucking hell. Liv should get a job on Jackanory.

I thought Dom handled her apology really well. Especially with all the snidey asides.

Live looked like an arse. I’ll chip in for some new trainers for you Jackson. Run like fuck pal. That little face twitching shit gives me the heebies.

This made me giggle, as a kid we used to call storytellers/liars Jackanory...well that or jimmy hill while we rubbed our chins....

@SinisterBumFacedCat

Remember Olivia’s mum at the wedding? She was so desperate to hate Jackson. “Is your dog male?” The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

I think Dom did very well not to rise to her comments last night, she was pushing her buttons like a pinball machine. Ella was brilliant.

See at the time that seemed weird but now we know the REAL Olivia it makes mum's behaviour look normal for that family!

Is tangfastic referring to the arse slapping incident when she's talking about 'Matt's behaviour?' I mean, I know it's not great but chill the fuck out woman. He was just trying to find the you hide the stick.

where you hide the stick

@chocolatesaltyballs22 was she talking about him getting rat arsed last night ?

[quote whoturnedthesunoff]@chocolatesaltyballs22 was she talking about him getting rat arsed last night ? [/quote]
Ohhhhh ok, maybe I missed that bit. Was he that bad? I just think that whatever he does she's not happy.

Fucking hell Liv. Change the record. 🥱

You and Liv are well matched as pals hen. Off you trot to Dan again. You’re showing yourself up. Scutter.

*Scunner

Oh Dion. You are in for some hurt. You don’t deserve it. PS like your jacket

Why the fuck wouldn't the ixperts watch the Retreat. If they were truly trying to help make things work surely they should watch it all??

Don’t ride Dom any more you cruel fucks.

I hope they are suitably embarrassed when folk actually watch it. I’ve attacked my dinner with more venom.

I'd just like to apologise to the group because you all love an apology, so let's talk about apologies and whether I really mean the apology, because I will apologise then log off which means I don't really mean it, so I apologise if you think that.

Unhinged you say Liv?

This bitch is bored??? She's the one that has been going on about Dom ALL NIGHT.

Monday seems a long long way away. I’ve been totally gripped on this series.

I can not wait for Monday. This is just something. Liv is completely devoid of any charm, humanity or decency. Clina is permanently stuck in the mind on a 15-year old mean girl. Her poor son doesn't stand a chance to grow up a decent man.

So bored of all this ridiculous Olivia and dom drama now, some of the couples like Selina and Cody are hardly getting any airtime

So to those who are watching it quicker, just how are you doing it?

I'm on virgin and the bastard won't let me skip to the next episode. Livs a twat

It's turned into Lord of the Flies.
I hate the pretence that the Ixperts don't know what's going on, other than by observing the dinner party.
It's just a fake construct which allows the show to let people behave unacceptably through arguing/ bullying/ having "affairs".
It's faked to allow reality TV style "drama" whilst pretending to be a social experiment.
It's wearing a bit thin. I don't watch it for the drama. I watch it to see how the relationships develop. The early series (esp Aussie and US) were really good for this. The latest U.K. series was a disaster because it was all about the reality drama and completely lost sight of observing the couples' relationships.
i'll still be tuning in Monday though, for sure...

@dillite

I can not wait for Monday. This is just something. Liv is completely devoid of any charm, humanity or decency. Clina is permanently stuck in the mind on a 15-year old mean girl. Her poor son doesn't stand a chance to grow up a decent man.

Clina quickly feel in behind Olivia's grade a mean girl didn't she. And she never seems to have anything much to say for herself, she tends to parrot what Olivia says.

I'm really shocked that Sam, Tamara & Celina haven't really had Dom's back.

She did wrong, apologised and unless it's clever editing look like only Ella has her back along with some of the men.

Clina quickly feel in behind Olivia's grade a mean girl didn't she. And she never seems to have anything much to say for herself, she tends to parrot what Olivia says

I actually question how she has been able to build a business. She seems completely devoid of any sort of intelligence. She parrots everything that Liv says. When it comes to men, she parrots the same 4 qualities- beach, gym, coffee, breakfast. And we are supposed to believe that she's a successful business woman?

Sam and Tamara are just your classic mean girl suck ups. They have no personality or life in them. Claim to be ambitious and mature and yet behave like spoiled brats and wouldn't be able to ask for water when dying of thirst.

Kate. She's just nasty. The more they show her, the more she shows that it's not her looks that are the issue.