MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ve saged.

Shoey Al reminds me of Jim Carrey.

Does anyone else think that while Selina is singing friends the rooftops what a good week they have had, Cody isn't saying much ? Though I suppose he did dress in matchy matchy lilac. Hope I'm wrong as I like Selina.

I think Selina and Dion would go well together and her parents would be delighted too.

Does anyone else think Matt's insistence this is a huge romance for him is possibly for his ex's benefit? Maybe he's genuine but Kate just seems not to trust him one bit, I wondered if she might be sensing that?

Interesting point toad but II think it's just him - blind optimism. I feel a bit sorry for him - Kate checked out immediately.

@WhisperGold

Ella is this year's Mel.

Oh god...even down to the mole!

I'm finding Olivia's smugness annoying, especially because I think she would have fallen in love with anyone. That comment about "all you have to do it wake up every day and vow to put everything into it" (or words to that effect) was rubbish. You simply can't do that if there's no connection.

Perhaps I'm being mean but it seems to me she sits in judgement of everyone else from her "we're in such a perfect relationship, you're just not trying hard enough" throne.

@von1471

Do you think at the next commitment ceremony Clina’s going to stay so that she can carry on meeting up with Dan? (Like that’s never happened before🙄). Don’t like Celina or Dan so they’re welcome to each other. (I’m sure Dan has a bald patch under that dodgy comb over).

I was thinking this, but given that Dan no longer has a Wife in the game surely he's just out on his arse, no questions?

I have a feeling it's all going to go off tonight. Can't wait. See you back here at 7.30!

I’ve been lurking so just thought I’d say hello!
Love the commentary on this thread - it’s making the series so much more fun to watch.
Also love the lookalike comparisons, especially Jim Carey for Al and Psy for Dion 🤣
Does anyone else think smug Olivia looks like a young Kelly McGillis?

Why is Sam wearing a Victorian ghost's dress?

All those swollen anus lips look just so stupid

Again with the breakfast!

How long does she spend on eating breakfast that it's such a massive issue for her?

Honestly Kate’s face looks like it’s got shit permanently stuck up her nose.

Breakfast, 80s music, gym - she’s on a loop!

As if Daniel had any choice there

I am struggling to concentrate on the drivel conversation because of the huge lips. Have they had a Botox party that we didn't see?

Wow. Kate looks. Like she's holding an entire forest worth of sticks up her arse.

Wow. Look at the ixpert facial expressions. They are so, so, so telling.

Shoulda made this a drinking game. Drink when the following happens;

• Kate looks like she's smelt something unpleasant
• Clina says 'Breakfast'
• Al does a shoey
• Liv is unbearably smug
• Dom shoves her nose into someone else's business
• Matt is wildly optimistic against all odds
• Dion wears an ostentatiously designer jacket

Feel free to add your own suggestions. We'll all be hammered by 8.30.

Seriously Kate is probably the most miserable sour faced person I have ever had the misfortune of seeing on my tv, i mean she’s just super negative, permanent dark cloud and energy.

She’s there crying but she’s probably only crying out of embarrassment for getting called out rather than because she’s realised she has been a negative snotty bat!

@ImInStealthMode

Shoulda made this a drinking game. Drink when the following happens;

• Kate looks like she's smelt something unpleasant
• Clina says 'Breakfast'
• Al does a shoey
• Liv is unbearably smug
• Dom shoves her nose into someone else's business
• Matt is wildly optimistic against all odds
• Dion wears an ostentatiously designer jacket

Feel free to add your own suggestions. We'll all be hammered by 8.30.

I would be wasted before the starting credits finished

I can't take that much drink

How much of this conversation is Mitch and how much is Ella? She just seems to parrot everything that he says.

Ooh. Something's going on with me and Mitch. Ella is too compliant for him.