MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ve saged.

Can I join?

Going to the gym isn’t a personality feature. If she only wanted she thought was hot this show was never going to happen for her.

I’m finding Kate stressful. I don’t even know what she wants. She doesn’t seem fame hungry as she’s showing zero personality, but doesn’t seem interested in the process either. I’ll admit I found Matt creepy initially when he was being so full on.

I like Sam and Al- but I think she also has traits of emotional immaturity. She gave out completely mixed signals at the beginning- and now she wants lifelong rainbows and butterflies coming out of her mouth (???).......That's hardly a realistic aspiration for marriage. If not emotionally immature it's definitely naive, idealistic and unreasonable.

@dillite

Carolina. She's like a dreadful panto baddie. She isn't even trying to give Dion a chance. She thinks she's better than him and that's it. No other consideration for anything else. Ohh, Dan goes to the gym. That's it. Nothing else matters.

Ooh it’s deeper than just the gym, he’s tall too! 😂😂

I can't fucking stand Als voice when he's got something to say to the group.He talks perfectly fine, then when he's announcing something he goes all "RAAGH" and shouty with a really deep voice.Its pissing me off,I've actually just shouted at him on the telly to shut the fuck up.I'm gonna have to forward them bits from now on.

Oh it’s not just that Daniel goes to the gym and is tall, he also eats breakfast!

@Sunbird24

Oh it’s not just that Daniel goes to the gym and is tall, he also eats breakfast!

Are we sure if Daniel eats breakfast?

Actually that’s a fair point. I don’t know if he does, just that Dion doesn’t.

We need to know really.

Hello Friday and welcome to the lunacy.
First in yes! I too hate Al's "shoey" voice.

@FuzzyPuffling

Hello Friday and welcome to the lunacy. First in yes! I too hate Al's "shoey" voice.

Yes, it was like he'd been possessed. It surprised me.

Al's shoey voice always make me think he's going to burst into some kind of Haka !

@Sunbird24

Oh it’s not just that Daniel goes to the gym and is tall, he also eats breakfast!

Fuck. That's it. They should marry immediately.

Speaking of voices, Caroline really reminds me of Anna Delvey in Inventing Anna. I'm just waiting for her to say "Oh my god, Dion, you're so basic".

Just catching up on the end of Tuesdays episode where Dion and Caroline did the photo line-up. God she's a real snotty cow isn't she.

Giggling to herself over the fact Dion's not tall Silly Bint.

@Fluffyslippersohyes

Whenever I see the ixperts I get vibes of the judges from the Pitch Perfect film

This will be ALL I see now, love it!

Carolina is just not all that, I think she really is about the insta followers, there's always one isn't there. Dion should walk away and thereby she'd be forced to leave the ixperiment...stick that up yer insta followers you goose!

Oh god Kate is awful. Didn't her entrance interview talk about how she just wants someone to tell her she's beautiful? Yet here he is, shouting it from the rooftops and she looks at him like he's shit in her favourite shoes. Her resting bitch face is next level.

I'm starting to see why she's never had a boyfriend before.

So this is the first series I've watched. Do the ixperts only comment on stuff that happens at the dinner party and the commitment ceremony? Or do they see the other footage and bring that up at the group nights?

@Fluffyslippersohyes 'Apparently' they only see the dinner party stuff, thus the faux shock when things that have happened in the week are brought up.

Do you think at the next commitment ceremony Clina’s going to stay so that she can carry on meeting up with Dan? (Like that’s never happened before🙄).
Don’t like Celina or Dan so they’re welcome to each other. (I’m sure Dan has a bald patch under that dodgy comb over).

There's a few dodgy combovers.

@von1471

Do you think at the next commitment ceremony Clina’s going to stay so that she can carry on meeting up with Dan? (Like that’s never happened before🙄). Don’t like Celina or Dan so they’re welcome to each other. (I’m sure Dan has a bald patch under that dodgy comb over).

But surely if the chemistry is so real, it's all the more reason for her to leave? So that their true love can finally blossom?

But when is she going to be weirded out by Daniels' odd moustache? It's a freaky wee thing...and is that a toupee on his noggin?

@icelollycraving

At least Selin and Dion weren’t paired up. My heart will go on

I felt I had to post today because I can’t stop laughing about breakfasts. And now This has made me laugh even more

@TryingItAll the ixperts missed a trick!!