MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ve saged.

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

Dion has fight or flight fidgets.

Mind you any person who says they are 10 feet tall when they stand on their wallet wants taking down a peg or two.

To be fair that was just after she called him a shortarse!

Hollow you have a point there

He reminds me a bit on the guy from Il Divo who died. That kind of head thing going on.

I know I’ve moaned already about the taches, but I also believe I have a bit of a problem with all the Lego teeth.

Carolina really starts to look like Coco after a while...not just the way she looks but also her snarkyness and sneakiness!

I feel like I need to watch again but WTF was that all about between Dan and Jess? It's like they were both spoiling for a fight over nothing.

Dom is always picking a fight witj someone and has an opinion on everything. And yet she couldn't even give Jack a decent apology other than "Sorry, not sorry" non-apology.

@Appalonia

Carolina really starts to look like Coco after a while...not just the way she looks but also her snarkyness and sneakiness!

Carolina is like a spoilt brat. She's stuck in the petulant teenager stage and her attack on Don was quite unwarranted. She essentially told him '" You are ugly and women only like you because of your money". Which might well be true, but how would she know?

When she asked the production crew " do you think he's good looking enough for me?"

I really wanted them to say " meh well you are about a 4 so yeah he's enough ? "

I smell drama coming ....

Matt needs to leave Kate alone! She's said she doesn't like being touched straight away so stop doing it! I was a bit surprised at her being so put off by his looks when he's quite a normal, fairly handsome, blokey looking guy but I am not surprised at her being put off by this ongoing kneading and tickling.

Why are they always so surprised when there are kids? Surely they get asked 'do you want a partner with or without kids?'!

Dom was way out of order. Olivia was right there about the apology.

That was such a weird outburst, Carolina saying she doesn't find him attractive,
and when he was clearly a little hurt, following it up by saying that people pretend to like him because of his money. It was such a leap and was obviously only said to be unkind.
The new couples are weird, none of them are even trying.

Why the hell did Jess ask that, completely setting him up to fail no matter what he did/didn't say!

Can't see any of the new couples working whatsoever.

@KatieKat88

Why the hell did Jess ask that, completely setting him up to fail no matter what he did/didn't say!

Can't see any of the new couples working whatsoever.

She asked him if there was something physically about her that he would change or didn't like.

None of the new couples inspiring confidence in lasting at all.

I slated Al at the start but I think he is my favourite in there now. There's something very sweet about him. I'll probably be eating those words next week.

Still can't get my head around why they accept people who have never ever had a relationship. It's going from nothing to an insane level of intensity.

Matt and his buffoonery ways would really annoy me. Kate is very cold and I don't think his behaviour will make her like him. When people go on about how tactile they are I just think handsy creep.

Kate - please smile more and be more interested. Your resting facial expression can be quite offputting.
Matt - admitting to chatting up everyone/anyone is not actually a plus point. Stop with the touching. Back off and let her get to know you.
Carolina - stop being a diva to push people away before they can hurt you. It just leaves you alone with few friends. Think of others. Please.
Dion - being impressed by all your cash and Expensive Things will only interest the wrong kind of woman. What are your real values? What defines life success to you other than cash?
Daniel - stop overthinking everything. Relax. Let your new wife become important to you.
Jess - the trailer for tonight's episode does not paint you in a good light. Perhaps you should think about that.

Matt is really reminding me of Alex Baldwins cameo in Friends

@Moaningturtle

Matt is really reminding me of Alex Baldwins cameo in Friends

Exactly what I thought. 😂😂😂

@Appalonia

Will obvs not repeat them, but just seen some very weird spoilers on Twitter!

Please post them on the spoiler thread!

@Moaningturtle

Matt is really reminding me of Alex Baldwins cameo in Friends

I said this to a friend too!

Kate has a face like a slapped arse.

@TinselAngel

Kate has a face like a slapped arse.

With painful piles.

Wow not keen on any of the newbies! Matt is cringe but doesn’t deserves Kates horror or facial expressions. Carolina is a princess and clearly thinks Dion isn’t good enough for her but might be willing to give him a go based on how rich he is! Dan is very intense, I saw that he’s a replacement groom as Jess was initially matched and married to someone else but then his shady past was revealed so he had to be swiftly removed and she was remarried but it never gets brought up on the show!

Oh did anyone else notice Liv trying to elbow herself into Dom and her fellas argument, ‘sorry with a but is an excuse’ wind your neck in love!

Jesus, Kate needs to hide her dislike and disgust! She's not got a poker face 😂 If this is how she is, I can see why she's not had a relationship - nothing at all to do with her looks!!

@Prinnny

Wow not keen on any of the newbies! Matt is cringe but doesn’t deserves Kates horror or facial expressions. Carolina is a princess and clearly thinks Dion isn’t good enough for her but might be willing to give him a go based on how rich he is! Dan is very intense, I saw that he’s a replacement groom as Jess was initially matched and married to someone else but then his shady past was revealed so he had to be swiftly removed and she was remarried but it never gets brought up on the show!

So no wonder she was talking about her next wedding. She's probably expecting this one to be dodgy as well.

Dan isn't coming across very well. He seems a bit evasive.
'You're not my dream girl' isn't a very nice answer to 'am I your usual type/ do you find me attractive?'. It suggests she's less than, rather than different to her usual type. She said 'I usually go for Mediterranean men' i.e. posessing different characteristics, not better than him. I can see why she asked the question she did. If he had said 'you're lovely but I usually go for tall blondes rather than petite brunettes' she would have understood and not felt so unsure.

Did Jess wear the same wedding dress?

@Velveteenchair

Did Jess wear the same wedding dress?

I was properly horrified at how she dragged it through the mud and didn't pick it up.

@Peachtoiletpaper

Dan isn't coming across very well. He seems a bit evasive. 'You're not my dream girl' isn't a very nice answer to 'am I your usual type/ do you find me attractive?'. It suggests she's less than, rather than different to her usual type. She said 'I usually go for Mediterranean men' i.e. posessing different characteristics, not better than him. I can see why she asked the question she did. If he had said 'you're lovely but I usually go for tall blondes rather than petite brunettes' she would have understood and not felt so unsure.

Think I missed the dream girl comment, that question makes a lot more sense based on that!