MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ve saged.

Kate seems terribly boring to me.

One thing I’m not coping with are the shit taches. My minge looks more robust.

Kate looks like she’s a professional sooker of Tangfastics.

And now her hair is long again! Wooh, he's got a hot bod

That is a no win question!

Agree about the Taches. I couldn't fancy any man with one of those.

I think he was right and that's not a tantrum. She's a high maintenance nightmare. Poor guy!

Stupid question. May god grant you the serenity to accept the things you can’t change. And all that.

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

Kate looks like she’s a professional sooker of Tangfastics.

Sheldon is that you?!! I'd know that turn of phrase anywhere!

Naw. Just watched a haribo ad

Oh to be that sharp and witty tho

Not guilty your honour!

Love fityedaein’s posts on various telly threads though 😍

Looks like Dom gives Jess a telling off tomorrow

She is not loving the dad bod. I like a dad bod.

I like a dad bod too.

Just not a bod like my dad’s bod…

LOL at both of you! Am watching a day behind. Kate's defo been at the tangfastics.

Dion has a swede like a sunburnt potato bless him.

I’m getting a florid David Guest (rest his soul) vibes with Dion.

Like an uncle on the sherry.

Dion has fight or flight fidgets.

Mind you any person who says they are 10 feet tall when they stand on their wallet wants taking down a peg or two.

Walt, David Guest is dead?!

Wow. Kate isn't even hiding her repulsion. Can Matt really not see that she can barely tolerate him? She literally looks like she would rather eat a giant turd than be next to him.

*WAIT - damn you auto correct.

I can't take to any of the new ones from last night.

Dion - bit weird, big head
His Mrs - total psycho
Kate - permanent disapproval face
Her fella - sex pest vibes with his constant stroking

@dillite

Wow. Kate isn't even hiding her repulsion. Can Matt really not see that she can barely tolerate him? She literally looks like she would rather eat a giant turd than be next to him.

😂 spot on.

salty

Aye. David Gest (no autocarrot this time) died a good few years ago I think…

God, Daniel is hard work....

Woah. Jess looks like a completely different person. Dan is way too intense. He seems to have put a huge pressure on himself for this to be the perfect marriage.