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MAFS Australia New series... who's watching tonight?

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GreenLunchBox · 21/02/2022 16:44

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coldfeetmama · 06/03/2022 18:36

Al oh no , I've bras older than him
He's like a wee waen just realised he's the no the dogs hoo haas , mind you at least he's more fun than her wae her cats arse gob

Sunbird24 · 06/03/2022 18:37

I’d take Ant now, if he didn’t mind a 44 year old who was already going through IVF solo (Yes Holly, it’s way easier on your own than with a complete tosser who’ll just let you down anyway!)

UnUdderOne · 06/03/2022 19:38

Can't get link to work watch ceremony. Is there any other way?

MuthaFunka61 · 07/03/2022 03:06

@UnUdderOne, I've found the series on YouTube on a channel named Binge TV.

They'll be no spoilers from me though, oh no!

MajorityofThree · 07/03/2022 11:16

I used the link further down the thread. shvideos.net. But careful as I lost much of Saturday to it....

dollymuchymuchness · 07/03/2022 11:49

Phrases you never thought you'd read:

Unless you are wanting shoes as moist as yer lulu… Grin

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/03/2022 13:25

Apologies dolly Grin

My head goes places where others might be a tiny bit scared of going…

Febrier · 07/03/2022 16:04

I've been watching all weekend. I'm on episode 13. I think it's unhelpful. I'll be glad when it's all over and then I'm going cold turkey on the junk telly until Love Island.

Febrier · 07/03/2022 16:05

"Unhealthy" not "unhelpful".

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/03/2022 18:48

I’ve forgotten lots probably.

But my Lord - where do you start with Swelin? (Two syringes away from Daffy)

She called him Princess. Needy. A sook. All three are accurate. Just not about Anthony dear.

All the not throwing him under the bus. Give her her dues she didn’t do that. She just nailed him to the road and waited for the bus to speed over him.

And ‘I’m not being a bitch’? I’m not the world’s most lovely person but she’s got that bitch shit as nailed down as Ant in the road.

‘He didn’t say he was sorry’? Deaf or a liar. not deaf

I hope they show her being a twat to Anthony. It was ruddy unfair of her to twist it on to him.

And ruddy unfair of Tam and Dom wading in like the Mitchell brothers.

I am not surprised that she has found finding a. Partner hard. Ugly as sin on the inside.

And she eats like a ruminant.

If I’m harsh then meh. Someone who looks positively triumphant when she is doing him down FOR NOTHING does not deserve my compassion or understanding.

I won’t say the name on here because it is like catnip for deletions but think Sleb Big Bro and pish allegations for attention and it isn’t far off.

When you are distanced from reality like that, you’ve no business looking for love. The damage you could do…

And Sam saying she thought Andrew had stories to tell? Erm yeah he does. About 350 of them.

I strongly suspect he was only in this for an easy go at 351.

He is like Douglas Reynholm in the IT Crowd.

Super SEX important to be SEX honest. (Possibly just as important not to be a colossal cahnt). I’m just SEX expressing honesty and you SEX can benefit from SEX my experience. I appreciate SEX you being able SEX to tell me that SEX about your children worries.

All he needs is to show her a dead fly on the windowsill and offer her a dubious cup of tea…

Basically stopped short of saying he has had his Nat King so is fine to go now so cheers ears.

How I wished he’d been matched with Swelin.

Holly’s speech at the dinner party though. Alright Nana.

And Cody is punching. No BUTS…

Ballsaque · 07/03/2022 19:10

Please tell me it’s the ceremony tonight?

Looking forward to listening to the ixperts.

How many people will write leave?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/03/2022 19:34

Good on Selina for saying it as it is.

He should have put it on his form.

I suspect Cody doesn’t want to be called out at the commitment ceremony and is desperately back tracking.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/03/2022 19:35

I hope you are hovering ballasque

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/03/2022 19:57

If anyone is acquainted with a Scottish ‘ayaaaaaaah’ then Tam is saying it with her face.

I wonder how attractive Brent would have been if his Dubai business was still booming.

I daresay he could have eaten with his feet at the table (not that he could or would!) and she wouldn’t have peeped.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/03/2022 20:06

Liv and Jackson.

I almost bought a hat.

chocolatesaltyballs22 · 07/03/2022 20:11

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Good on Selina for saying it as it is.

He should have put it on his form.

I suspect Cody doesn’t want to be called out at the commitment ceremony and is desperately back tracking.

He's backtracking now because he's worried he looks like a mahoosive racist. That poor girl.
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/03/2022 20:12

Wrong.

The ayaaaaaaa is for Cody. Big style.

A confronting question? Hopeless at communicating?

Yes she is gorgeous. Jumbled words?

It is a shame he wasn’t as eloquent in answering the Asian question as he has been in this ceremony.

I think she needs a hell of a lot of convincing.

So do I.

Ellerehj · 07/03/2022 20:12

Cody is full of shit

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/03/2022 20:14

It is like a designer handbag full of cow shite.

Not. Buying. it.

coldfeetmama · 07/03/2022 20:23

Oh did she just say that Dominatrix has been married already ? Who knew

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/03/2022 20:25

Mitch and Ella? Beautiful and dull.

Dom and Jack? Yes we aren’t in grade school ixpert. But sex chat (period or not) I would feel uncomfy having strangers discuss that in front of me.

Sodall to do with periods.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/03/2022 20:26

Say your piece Ant.

She looks fuckoff proud. 🤬

I would like to see Tam and Don’s face now please.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/03/2022 20:28

Fuck me. Someone else backtracking.

Your story lady is not his TRUTH.

Good on you Pob. I usually think you are an arse but you are calling it so good on yer cobber.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/03/2022 20:28

And Dom is smirking. 🤬

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/03/2022 20:29

That bus sure is reversing. FAST.

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