MAFS Australia New series... who's watching tonight?

[GreenLunchBox]

She needs to be more sensitive/emotional/connect more.

Yes she does.

Quitting lying and shit storming and being less of a cahnt would be a start too.

All is in wounded kitty territory.

But I hear Bernadette from the Big Bang Theory.

Not so much a kitty but a

A lady part. A cat. Or a willow….

Al. Not All.

Superman S though? 😬

I could kick Holly’s arse for baking him cakes.

Limbo champion.

Present during the process????

Tae fuck.

I hate ‘wows’

But ixpert was right.

Wow.

Old cauliflower ear is full of shit as well. I'm glad to see the ixperts are being a bit more brutal with their advice this year.

One person needs to say sorry here.

Not Limbo Liz.

Why would you?

I can guess where he is storing all the sorrys he should ever have said in his miserable existence.

Is there a couple who've left already ? I keep seeing clips of another pair Carolina and ? Maybe wrong name, so confused lol

Stay. And leave stay.

Why would you even..

Did Holly say stay or leave?

The ixperts are saying it isn’t a game.

She wrote stay. So the choice wasn’t his. He was staying anyway.

His toot wouldn’t be going anywhere near my flute.

As ever totally underwhelming and not what was promised from the clips. I will never learn!

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

The ixperts are saying it isn’t a game.

She wrote stay. So the choice wasn’t his. He was staying anyway.

His toot wouldn’t be going anywhere near my flute.

You'd no be playing a tune either on it either @Sheldonesque

That I would not mama

Unless it was the Yellow Rose of Texas with a cheese grater.

@coldfeetmama

Is there a couple who've left already ? I keep seeing clips of another pair Carolina and ? Maybe wrong name, so confused lol

No, they have some new couples that come in halfway through the series. I'm way ahead of all 4 as I'm watching on sh videos.

Ssssssssh.

Will be interesting to see what you all think about a particular couple. They were given a certain edit at the beginning and Australia reacted to it. Now things are different and Oz feels very differently about them now.

@coloradoqueen thank you ! 🤭

I’m interested to see where this is going to go sage

I have to say that two of them (different couples) have already pissed on my barbie and there is no coming back.

I can be very forgiving but I’ve already judged.

I hope I’ve not drowned my own barbie. Not if I’ve humble pie to cook.

@Sagealicious - what is a sook please?

I thought it he ixperts were slightly upping their game with the straight talk from last series, good to see!

Selin and her fucking smirk, ugh. Glad she got a talking to.

Glad the impertinent aren’t holding back on this years arseholes. Surprised Selin didn’t sit there scrolling through her FUCKING phone on the sofa tonight. What a bellend.

Andrew talks like a Robot. He seemed to be expecting a groveling message pulled from that Brownie like an apologetic fortune cookie, I seriously hope she shat in that brownie.

Al is worth being there for his OTT reactions to the other couples.

Dominica, the whole sex during a period, no one should be guilt tripped into doing it if they don’t want to, male or female.