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MAFS Australia New series... who's watching tonight?

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GreenLunchBox · 21/02/2022 16:44

Brew
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Bytrgrewd · 04/03/2022 21:01

@brittanyfairies

I read somewhere that Selin was being advised/guided by Nasty Nassar from a previous series. Apparently he is also advising a couple of others but no names were mentioned.

For those struggling with SHTV I'm watching without problems on Southern Hemisphere TV

I’m so behind on this thread but this comment made me think of Haymitch from the Hunger Games 🤣
Bytrgrewd · 04/03/2022 21:16

I thought Cody was just making a “you’re not my usual type comment” about the way she looks, not because she’s Asian.
He’s also only 26! Seems older than Al for sure

Goodoldvera · 04/03/2022 21:51

I don't get the Asian thing when the Asian has done her utmost to look un Asian..she's blonded her eyes are almond shaped but she wears false eyelashes! She's a pretty girl she has a lovely personality and a curvy figure, she wears normal western clothes what's the issue? Has he said he doesn't like natural brunettes who have dyed their hair blonde and are paranoid about being themselves, because they've been bullied in the past? You can see she's beautiful and he's punching above his weight...sexual attraction is more than that..hope the ixperts put them together for a good reason

TinselAngel · 04/03/2022 22:16

I just watched the commitment ceremony via OrangeCinnamonCroissant's link. Blush

Ballsaque · 04/03/2022 23:14

I’m going to hold back on watching the commitment ceremony on the link. I need something to look forward to!

Such a long wait til Monday.

I reckon Andrew admits to being a sex addict and Selin is called out by the ixperts.

streamee · 05/03/2022 13:38

Selin needs Curly Girl method

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/03/2022 13:39

Selin needs Curly Girl method

Aye.

That and manners.

streamee · 05/03/2022 13:46

Why aren't you OP?! @SheldonesqueTheBstard

Manners, definitely

streamee · 05/03/2022 13:46

Just watching Andrew with the photo challenge and omg he's absolutely awful.

(Also the challenge is abhorrent)

HollowTalk · 05/03/2022 14:08

I think the photo challenge is really abusive. I know it makes for good TV but how horrible to have to do that in front of your new partner.

I thought what Anthony said about his daughter being on the spectrum and how much he loved her for herself was so nice. I wonder why they didn't match him with Holly. I really like Holly I think she looks like she's on the verge of a nervous breakdown. If Andrew stays any longer I think he will break her.

I think it was pretty obvious that she had sex with him sooner than she would have normally and given his personality I would think he put her under pressure. I think he was probably quite right to say that she was disconnected from the experience but that made me think of women being coerced into sex.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/03/2022 15:38

I think it was a fait accompli.

The way he dropped his towel when she was in the bath was atrocious.

Like she was getting some sort of bastard prize or something.

I bet Holly would have rather noshed the ex-potus than had seconds of that.

No redeeming features at all.

HollowTalk · 05/03/2022 16:05

I wondered whether Andrew's ex moved back to Australia to get away from him.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/03/2022 16:24

She probably fecking chose to swim home rather than wait for a ship or plane if so.

Sunbird24 · 05/03/2022 20:58

I seem to have managed to miss Andrew & Holly’s photo challenge - either that or I’ve blanked it from my memory!

Prinnny · 06/03/2022 09:05

Texan sex pest 😂 love it but can’t stand stand him, I’ve met creeps like him before shudders

Agree Anthony and Holly would seem a better match, Selin thinks she’s all that and a bag of chips, hope she gets a bollacking from the ixperts!

I think Selina is beaut, Cody is punching and has the personality of a flip flop, ditto Mitch he’s very pretty, although he seems to be a time traveller from the 1980s, nice but there doesn’t seem much beneath the surface as Ella is finding!

I like Al he’s funny, but can’t see his relationship going anywhere, same for Tamara and Brent, I think he deserves better, wonder if they’ll be candidates for the annual partner swap!

Ballsaque · 06/03/2022 09:18

Yes Anthony and Holly would be better suited. Mind you,she seems very unstable and probably shouldn't be on the show at all (I know this has been mentioned a lot on this thread!)

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 06/03/2022 10:13

I’ve nearly caught up.

I will say though that from what I’ve seen, Ant is not a match for Holly. She shouldn’t be with anyone at the moment.

Holly should be a-marching down to the sperm bank. And not be bothering with MAFS.

Her heart’s desire is a nipper.

Once she has a baby (all being well) she can look for a lover/husband.

The ticking is drowning out the warning signs. All reason is lost.

You’ve just to listen to what she is/was prepared to accept from the Texan Potato Head.

Just my tuppence.

I will be back in a bit for a rant about Selin probably. 🥴

MrsTimRiggins · 06/03/2022 10:50

Couldn’t agree more @SheldonesqueTheBstard it would be ill advised to inflict Holly on anyone at the moment. Anthony doesn’t need that anymore than the next bloke.

Italiangreyhound · 06/03/2022 11:06

Sheldon I agree. Sadly, telling a man you want a baby on week one dies tend to make them run too. Thankfully, this time, that's s easing.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 06/03/2022 11:10

mrsTim

I confess to initially thinking it could have been a good fit.

However, having watched some of this week, you can feel how much she is willing to ignore very questionable behaviour (let’s face it - we pretty much all agree that he is only fit for enforced celibacy) in order for the dream.

The lass needs to realise that anything is not always better than nothing.

Old kiddy song seems to suggest that first comes love, then comes marriage then comes a baby in a golden carriage.

Convention is a funny old thing. Things stick. But this lass wants a bairn most. So the first two aren’t necessarily necessary. And perhaps (more?) counselling would help.

Potential childlessness and fertility problems can rip you apart. It hurts and makes you raw. And potentially desperate.

Being unable to see the absolute penis in front of her is testament to that.

It damages you.

And damaged people should not be on MAFS.

And ixperts should not be matching desperate people with fuckmeisters.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 06/03/2022 11:11

Aye italiangreyhound

Thank goodness she voiced it.

His little true colours flew to the top of his mast.

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 06/03/2022 14:34

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

mrsTim

I confess to initially thinking it could have been a good fit.

However, having watched some of this week, you can feel how much she is willing to ignore very questionable behaviour (let’s face it - we pretty much all agree that he is only fit for enforced celibacy) in order for the dream.

The lass needs to realise that anything is not always better than nothing.

Old kiddy song seems to suggest that first comes love, then comes marriage then comes a baby in a golden carriage.

Convention is a funny old thing. Things stick. But this lass wants a bairn most. So the first two aren’t necessarily necessary. And perhaps (more?) counselling would help.

Potential childlessness and fertility problems can rip you apart. It hurts and makes you raw. And potentially desperate.

Being unable to see the absolute penis in front of her is testament to that.

It damages you.

And damaged people should not be on MAFS.

And ixperts should not be matching desperate people with fuckmeisters.

You are so right...my exH is testament to that. So many red flags but I brushed them all aside because the ticking of my ovaries drowned out all common sense. And I put up with far more than I should have.
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 06/03/2022 15:20

I should say, in the interests of fairness, that I don’t blame him for wanting to flee.

Talking about eggs and ticking and that is a lot after a week. A whole week. Eeee.

That is heavy shit.

But as he’d already shown us that he was only there for little Andrew anyway, I’m glad he said he didn’t want to stick around.

It is the one kindness (although not said that kindly) he could have done for her. So I’ll give him a tiny tick for that.

He gets to go. He doesn’t waste the rest of her precious time.

She doesn’t waste her time waiting for him to evolve.

Although i suspect we are talking eons for him to himself into decent man territory.

But oh how I blame the ixperts for this particular sorry mess.

That and allowing Selin in.

All those ixperts and they choose folk for ratings. And to hell with the damage to the damaged and decent.

coldfeetmama · 06/03/2022 17:09

@SheldonesqueTheBstard I agree

This has reminded me of how I fell out of love with Big Brother - when I watched how the very fragile unstable Nikki Grahame became fodder for our entertainment

It's not fucking on

Anyone meeting Holly , never mind undergoing professional evaluation ,could think she was mentally prepared for this shit show

She needs out before it damages her further

Selin , you are a stunning girl but your not a nice person at all

Andrew , just fuck off you vile creep

Anthony , age 20 years and I'll have ya, he's a wee stoater

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 06/03/2022 17:17

Aye, I’d have Ant at about 55 too.

Although if he is up for the human version of Bagpuss at his current age, I’m all in.

I’m hoping you aren’t meaning Al mama

Unless you are wanting shoes as moist as yer lulu…