MAFS Australia New series... who's watching tonight?

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@Janus if by 'get to know' you mean shag then yes!!

@Sagealicious I'm so confused were you on the show?

@Sagealicious is our friendly Aussie resident who helps us with the elements that get lost in translation and adds relevant environmental context!

[quote Hotelhelp]@Sagealicious I'm so confused were you on the show?[/quote]
God no I do have some standards! I'm just your average friendly Aussie that may be able to help clear some things up about our often confusing culture but believe me if you're baffled by the behaviour of these people at times so too are we!

Sagealicious please can you explain the women's dresses to me?
Is there a fabric shortage in Aus?
Are horrible polyester/lycra fabrics on special offer at "TinyFrocksR Us". I used to pass a shop on my way to work called "Bimmy- Skimpy Fashions" - have they relocated to Sydney?
Would normal people be seen dead in any of the crap clothes they wear?
And are ankle-baring trousers a thing for men?

@Sagealicious

You are the bobbins. ☺️

Ah I see, what I meant was were they ‘allowed’ to swop partners I’d say 2 couples completely split up, so not behind each others backs. I cannot see how Anthony will stay with Selin as she is an utter bitch and can’t see how Holly would stay with sex pest Andrew! So thought maybe they’d be allowed to date!!

Don't know where they get their clothes from but it's not unusual to see short dresses here due to our weather but it's nothing like what they wear on the show. As for the pants I think there's some men that like that style but most guys wear shorts or jeans and might pull out and dust off the one suit they own for a special occasion. But yeah the bare ankles looks strange. It's not like socks are hard to get a hold of. But yes heaps of Aussies like to wear as little as possible but it's not about showing skin or being skimpy it's so we don't overheat on 40 degree days.

[quote SheldonesqueTheBstard]@Sagealicious

You are the bobbins. ☺️[/quote]
Thank you @SheldonesqueTheBstard 😀

Ah so is it someone from this season that got married and then promptly had to marry another bloke? I thought that it was mentioned by Mel and Bryce that it was from their season.

Who was it?

As much as Al is a big kid I think Sam needs to pull that stick out of her arse a bit.

Holly...oh Holly...the tumbleweed!

Selin is a knobber, I'm not even sure why he's trying (not like they get paid mega bucks doing this show but I guess the longer you are in the more you could make on the outside selling whitening toothpaste...).

I’d have to have the full tree pulled from my arse tits.

I can see the appeal if he was in a boy band for the wee teens and stuff but Och, he would dehydrate my pipes.

He wanted a bit of a giddy pickle who maybe was as footloose, youthful and looks concerned as him I think.

Not a proper woman and that.

I’d wander about with teeth like a 30 year old cat than spend time with her.

I’d be advertising saturated dreamies instead of teeth illumination but I’d take that.

She has got right up in my kitty grill.

I hate the photo-ranking intervention.

I don’t like it either.

The ixperts seem to want to encourage discord and drama rather than to encourage love.

Mean. Unnecessary.

just caught up with the opening six episodes on catch up. Has the makings of an interesting season

Alan - clearly very different safeguarding rules down under about having children on reality programmes. Wait......sorry he's 25, my mistake :). I see he's a carpenter, although presumably being a glazier would suit him far better - he could gaze at his reflection all day long. DH thinks he looks a bit like Ronaldo. ?????

Tamara - not a nice Tamara like the one a few seasons back with Dan. Does this one have any vestige of emotional intelligence? I think not; but I do quite like Brett (??), he'll see sense soon. Huge credit for how he coped with Alan's shoey

Holly - really feel for her given the utter knob she's been saddled with. Would Anthony be a better fit - perhaps, but I'm not 100% convinced.

Selin - best line so far "I don't want to throw him under the bus". OF COURSE YOU DID! and worst dress sense

Jack and Domenica - I fear stormy waters lie ahead. Not sure Jack is really into all the drama. Credit him mum with best monologue of the season so far.

Mitch - must admit I'm reassessing my initial just another pretty boy snap judgement. He and Ella make a possibly promising couple.

Liv and Plumber - I really hope that fulfils its early promise. Her mum did remind me at first sight of the Mortiana character played by Geraldine McEwan in the Kevin Costner Robin Hood film showing my age here

Who have I missed?

Roll on this evening

I have heard that one of them on actually a multi millionaire. Can't remember where from but my guess is that it may be Brent and he won't tell Tamara until the end, especially as she seemed quite materialistic and put out that he worked in a bar! (sorry if this has been mentioned up thread - I haven't RTFT

Oops Cody and Selina -is he the most forgettable male participant ever. Nice tree at the ceremony though.

Sam of course utterly dwarfed by Alan’s huge personality

Loving the thread, thanks everyone.

Special mention to @Sagealicious for the info, and @SheldonesqueTheBstard, for your hilarious and accurate observations.

Bring on tonight's episode. I believe they move in together tonight. It will be interesting to see the manchild living like a grown up.

Also will Anthony and Selin be together? How many times does he have to apologise before she actually acknowledges that he's apologised? Why should he apologise anyway? I've changed my mind about her, she's a snake.

Holly needs to run for the hills, Andrew is dreadful. I agree that Domenica needs to wind her neck in.

Selin is a nasty fucking dickhead. Fuck her, Anthony, run for the bloody hills!

Anthony "I'm sorry for leaving (x about 10)"

Selin "he didn't even say sorry"

Holly will need a bit more than wafting smoke to get rid of the bad vibes

Evening all!

And Al has realised the washing machine door glass is another reflection opportunity.