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MAFS Australia New series... who's watching tonight?

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GreenLunchBox · 21/02/2022 16:44

Brew
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Borisjohnsonshairbrush · 02/03/2022 19:45

Selin is a nutter.
When she said the father of her son left her I'm starting to wonder the real truth in that now. Absolutely not a full shilling that one.

FuzzyPuffling · 02/03/2022 19:46

Why was Domenica wearing that mask? Is she 6 years old?

FuzzyPuffling · 02/03/2022 19:48

Andrew, please confess you are a knob.

FuzzyPuffling · 02/03/2022 19:48

Andrew is a serial killer. (says DH)

Sunbird24 · 02/03/2022 19:49

@FuzzyPuffling

Andrew, please confess you are a knob.
It’s supposed to be something nobody else knows…
Febrier · 02/03/2022 19:52

Andrew is a serial killer. (says DH)

Yes, maybe that's what his "body count" actually refers to.

bonkersbirdie · 02/03/2022 19:52

Gross.

readwritelove · 02/03/2022 19:52

Oh Andrew, how revolting! I’d be straight out the door!

Sunbird24 · 02/03/2022 19:52

Oh dear god. Can’t believe he thinks she could benefit from his experience. ONS sex is nothing like close relationship sex.

wanttomarryamillionaire · 02/03/2022 19:54

Andrew makes me want to vom

boys3 · 02/03/2022 19:54

Given What Andrew is like I can’t believe his revelation is something he has not told pretty much everyone he has ever met.

Bluetrews25 · 02/03/2022 19:54

And what proportion did he pay for?

Goodoldvera · 02/03/2022 19:57

ONS don't count as intimacy, he's masturbating with a vagina in situ...

bonkersbirdie · 02/03/2022 19:58

He's never had an off week in 7 years? Bit of a cold/snotty nose and didn't fancy it?

Borisjohnsonshairbrush · 02/03/2022 19:58

Andrew reminds of one of those minging pink sausages In batter you get from the chippy.

FuzzyPuffling · 02/03/2022 20:01

@Borisjohnsonshairbrush

Andrew reminds of one of those minging pink sausages In batter you get from the chippy.
Yes, yes, this is it!

Holly's Shouty Eggs are at it again.

Bluetrews25 · 02/03/2022 20:02

So Holly's here to have a baby, and Andrew is here to get his leg over.
What could possibly go wrong?!

alloutofcareunits · 02/03/2022 20:07

Wtf is going on with Andrew's ears?? Have his 350 women been nibbling on them?

alloutofcareunits · 02/03/2022 20:09

They look like giant pork scratchings on the sides of his head

MrsTimRiggins · 02/03/2022 20:11

I hate everything about unstable Holly and gross Andrew.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/03/2022 20:13

Not women careunits

Cattle.

boys3 · 02/03/2022 20:14

Oh Sam if you only knew Sad - photo ranking task

Bluetrews25 · 02/03/2022 20:17

How can you be more attractive Al?
Quit focussing on your appearance and start being an adult, maybe?

boys3 · 02/03/2022 20:19

@Bluetrews25

How can you be more attractive Al? Quit focussing on your appearance and start being an adult, maybe?
I feel a bit sorry for him. Babied and cosseted all his life. But he can’t or maybe won’t recognise that.
FuzzyPuffling · 02/03/2022 20:22

I agree
Al's mum has skin in the game of keeping Al a needy child.