Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** The pantomime villain continues the killin'. A dastardly plot but just who takes the shot?

[TellingBone]

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Oh dear God now our pantomime villain is skipping.

@coldfeetmama that sounds like a veritable feast! I wish I’d had that idea when in Markies earlier.

This is so ridiculous. Why have they just let her drive off? Surely Layla or someone has a phone. She's hardly inconspicuous in a bloody great white limo.

Right am I being a twat. Is Layla’s car definitely broken?

Phone????

Why has no-one got a fucking phone with them?

Nobody has a phone then? Not Layla, not anyone.

So absolutely no-one has a phone? Riiiight.

Surely Billy can jump start the car bundle Layla in and get going?! Or I don't know tie up Meena and drive her to a police station? Or use her phone to call 999. I'm tutting my way through this.

What a pile of pish

Dawn wins the Gold.

Oh. For. Fuck. Fucking. Sake.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE DIAL 999!!!

I miss Al

This is just getting beyond ridiculous. Nobody saw a bloody great limo driving around and yet again Meena strolls around the village unnoticed.

I've seen Charles Dance perform Corialanus in live theatre; but never have I been quite as astounded as I am now with a manifestation of the craft of acting.

I have finally given up..
Switched off.
I am done.

@JaneJeffer

Well it’s obvious to me why Dawn won gold. She’s obviously had a mix up with her Granda’s heart meds innit.

That limo wouldn't even fit down the lanes round there. It would get wedged in on a tight bend.

Plus that crack shot to hit Layla at 150 yards- has Meena had firearms training now as well? I don't even think that gun would have that range.

@Bonbon21

Naw naw. You have to stay to keep us all company

Where is she? Back at the church? And noone is in the village, it's deserted as Meena drives her limo and Dawn sprints around the village 🙄 Not even nosy Brenda who notices everything.

@RaraRachael

This is just getting beyond ridiculous. Nobody saw a bloody great limo driving around and yet again Meena strolls around the village unnoticed.

She must have parked it behind t'big barn.

It’s getting crazier !! No one has spotted her in the village ...aye right! This is so bad ...

@Bonbon21

I have finally given up.. Switched off. I am done.

Me too, I'd be embarrassed to tell anyone I was a script writer for Emmerdung.

@SpinningTheSeedsOfLove