Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** The pantomime villain continues the killin'. A dastardly plot but just who takes the shot?

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@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

See if they drag this out to next week…

I will be back on the Snowballs.

I’ve already had to crack open the schnapps

excelled** reminds me of the time I saw someone I knew in my twenties and said hello. I thought he's not very friendly these days then realised later it couldn't be him because he still looked the same age as back then 🙈

@JaneJeffer Time flies 

Oh god it’s so bad it’s funny my daughter was worried as she thought
I was crying but I was laughing so much this has to be THE worst storyline and shitest actor ever to grace the dales

I'd say the shitest actor ever to grace ALL of the soaps, not just the Dales.

I can't even laugh at it. I'm just sitting here :| I hate it all.

Oh and Liv

Bloody hell @JaneJeffer

Now you say it I see it.

She is the shitest. And needs a refund from her acting school. And if anyone ever bigged her up on her abilities? Well they need to atone.

Age is cruel and surprising. In my head I’m still a smooth skinned young filly.

The mirrors tell me I need a lorry to the knackers.

Worse than Amy Turtle even?

YES

Amy Turtle!!

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

Amy Turtle!!

Amy was a hoot! This one is just a truly OTT, it’s as if no one told her this is soap telly, hen, not Lady Macbeth

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

Age is cruel and surprising. In my head I’m still a smooth skinned young filly.

The mirrors tell me I need a lorry to the knackers.

The mirror is cruel and surprising and to be avoided as much as possible.

Freaking dreadful. No seriously. ABSOLUTELY BLOODY AWFUL on every level.
Wise up producers, writers, music people in fact it's utter rubbish

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

Amy Turtle!!

Oh my days Amy Turtle ! Just had a flash back of her saying she didn't mind where someone was buried as long as it was Birmingham 😂

Who's Amy Turtle?

@strugglingwithlife she was a character from that old classic " Crossroads "
Dreadful acting , dreadful set , dreadful storylines featuring " Miss Diane " and her hapless love " Benny " the walls used to shake when anyone walked past them 😂

Monty27 a perfect summary of last night's abysmal episode. Every time I watch an episode, I can't believe it can get any worse, but it does.

Can somebody please tell Meena that she isn't in a pantomime - apparently this is meant to be serious. We have singing, cackling, arm-waving and various other actions that she obviously thinks are threatening but are just hilarious.

Why didn't Dawn just give her a bloody good hiding? So now we're expected to believe she evaded capture or even being seen for several weeks, obtained a gun, overpowered a limo driver and Billy, has done something to Harriet.

Wise the fuck up Emmerdale. I believe it ends this week, but with an actress as talented and popular as this, it could run and run......

If it doesn't fucking end this week Meena will become the gift that just keeps on giving. Rolled out every few months to strike fear into the villagers and viewers.

[quote coldfeetmama]@strugglingwithlife she was a character from that old classic " Crossroads "
Dreadful acting , dreadful set , dreadful storylines featuring " Miss Diane " and her hapless love " Benny " the walls used to shake when anyone walked past them 😂[/quote]
It was the inspiration for Victoria Wood's Acorn Antiques with Miss Babs and Mrs Overall.

@PrincessScarlett

If it doesn't fucking end this week Meena will become the gift that just keeps on giving. Rolled out every few months to strike fear into the villagers and viewers.

I believe that M. Night Shyamalan is negotiating the movie rights.

Well Meena has also wrecked my diet now

I've had to get Ben& Jerrys , an aero and a bag of revels to get me through the next half hour

Bloody hell, if there is rope in the boot just for her up and call the police 🙄

@SpinningTheSeedsOfLove

The Village 2!!!! You my dear are a genius!!

Thanks @coldfeetmama I never watched crossroads

I'd have kneecapped her with the gun and repeatedly punched her until she told me where he was.