The Apprentice: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

For next week /

Watching Akeem with that flamingo is giving me Simon and the trampoline vibes

Watch them sell no rings

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

What do snails smell like?

Slug with a hint of shell.

😂😂😂

None of the bastards are selling a Wolf fleece.

They went wrong.

Was that really a button that said Strap On?

Where on earth did that flamingo come from 🤣🤣🤣

Just when you thing they can't get any worse.

That owl light is cracking me up

Omg that would annoy me so much..

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

None of the bastards are selling a Wolf fleece.

They went wrong.

I think you spelt that wrong. It's a wolef fleece, surely

Lambsey

Key feature of the flamingo is you can decrease it in size. Yes! Cos it's an inflatable!

Of course it is. Wolef wolef wolef.

Wolef. Smells like a big fox. Afore one of you asks.

£116 for the fucking owl? You are bastard kidding me.

That owl is fucking ugly

@ArticSaviour

Was that really a button that said Strap On?

Would probably sell more of those, especially if they were hand made with a wood effect!

Omg car crash TV....

Dying.

Akeem is an echo machine

What, no callers for the flamingeo...who knew...

I'm literally dying right now.. Dying.

Did someone just shout fuck!?

Loving it.

@JaniceBingALing

Did someone just shout fuck!?

Sorry, that was me

It's got fluff on it 😂

Fuck me this is absolutely awful. Akeem in Britney ear and Harpreet in Akeems ear...